THIS SIGNLE HANDEDLY CURED MY DEPRESSION, CLEARED MY SKIN AND TOLD ME TO HAVE A GOOD DAY

I know for a fact I’ve told this story on here before but I’ll never get over the time when I was working retail and I was cashing out some lady so I asked “cash, debit or credit how are you paying, ma’am?” And she said “that’s none of your business.” And demanded to speak to my manager about my invasive question

Cashier: Woah, 58 boxes of candy! Having a party tonight?

Ranpo:

Ranpo: Sure.

Someone write this with the tachibanas

why is it always a male character going mad avenging his dead wife and never a female character cradling her dying pure of heart husband in her arms then dragging the whole world down with her

Happy one year anniversary 5th November 2020

what a week huh?

save red from his choices

Movie Artemis Fowl: dresses like a child should, loves his father, enjoys surfing and skateboarding, seems like an actual 12-year-old

Actual First Book Artemis Fowl: 40-year-old genius trapped in a child's body. Wears nothing but perfectly tailored suits. Criminal mastermind that cares for no one but himself. Absolute 150% bastard.

POKEMON CAN STRAIGHT UP BEAT YOUR ASS AND KNOCK YOU OUT IN LEGENDS ARCEUS IM-

I am convinced Ranpo is indestructible. That man doesn’t have a single weakness. You can’t kill him. You can’t harm him. You can’t make him sad. He is God.

gifted kid burnout things that no one seems to talk about:

the raw panic of hearing about your potential, positive or negative

a weird brand of imposter syndrome where you genuinely think you’ve fluked your way through every success and you’re gonna be Exposed as a Fraud

never having learned how to study and having no idea where to start now that you need to

reading college level books as a kid but being basically illiterate now

dismissing your struggles as irrelevant because other people have it harder and i should be smart enough to handle this

feeling like you’ve lost all control over your life (maybe manifesting into depression, anxiety and disordered eating in a grasp for control over something)

being unable to decide on a career path because you could have had everything, only to watch those opportunities disappear as you fail to commit

EVERYONE SHUT RHE FUCK UP OH NY GID OH MY GOD