new follower areejs friend I swear I'm not 50 just wanted to put that out there
man i can’t believe nomura made it required to kin xehanort if you play khux
✿ 5.11
∘ From the Happy-Go-Lucky Dazai in the Armed Detective Agency:
∘ To the Dark Demonic Prodigy of the Port Mafia:
∘ To being the most perfect embodiment of the surreal beauty of Dazai Osamu:
∘ To executing the character to the T by goofing off offstage: (he's adorable!)
∘ To the effortless transitions from cute and adorable to dark and formidable :
He's given us everything that we could ask from Dazai Osamu, and then more!
EVERYONE SHUT RHE FUCK UP OH NY GID OH MY GOD
Movie Artemis Fowl: dresses like a child should, loves his father, enjoys surfing and skateboarding, seems like an actual 12-year-old
Actual First Book Artemis Fowl: 40-year-old genius trapped in a child's body. Wears nothing but perfectly tailored suits. Criminal mastermind that cares for no one but himself. Absolute 150% bastard.
somebody once trolled me, successfully rickroll’d me
Disney+: We made an Artemis Fowl adaptation!
Me: You screwed up a perfectly good glorious bastard child, is what you did. Look at him, he has morals and no need for a redemption arc now.