Being In A Public Restroom And Hearing Someone Shitting Really Loud

You can only reblog this today.

bonus:

i’m really surprised that i haven’t seen this in the fandom yet! each ‘page’ is numbered for your convenience. based off the picture book (x)

Gracia: Anyone else feel good when their brain releases a bunch of endorphins?

Ranmaru: Can’t relate.

Hanbei: Why would my brain release a bunch of dolphins?

Every time I see a post about updog I’m torn between not wanting to fall for it and wanting to help the poster complete their joke.

just a business man

this is why the internet was made

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Misono: And this is my Servamp, Snow- STOP STRIPPING

Mahiru: This is my Servamp, Kuro. He’s badass and smart and amazing and is the light of my life.

Licht: This is my Servamp, Hyde. He’s fucking stupid.

Yosano to Dazai: If your eyes start hurting, what you've got to do is lay down and close them for a while... now that's a sexy little maneuver that those in the medical field like to call 'sleep'.