Wilford: Oh No My Cute Snake Is Gone

I think me and my brother's world just broke

Henrik: Anti get off me

Anti:No

Henrik: I have to go to work

Anti: This is your own fault

Henrik: How is this my fault

Anti: Just think about it

Henrik: [realizing he hasent been giving his naga lover attention] Guess i'm not going to work

Thank you @thepoetpossum and everyone who got me to 25 reblogs!

Chase: I don't know why Anti has to be an idiot half of the time

Henrik: Vhat do you mean

Chase: I mean he there was this one time he just ran into a wall for some fucking reason

Anti from the other room: I am half fucking blind you bitch

Chase: ...

Henrik: Vell there is your answer

Most of the ships I like are gay

Henrik: I wondered why people love Anti so much

Henrik: Then he smiled

Henrik: And I was like oh ok

Bing: Dark what the hell

Dark who is sitting down with Wilford sleeping on him and Anti curled up around the two: What

Bing: you good

Dark: I'm trapped

Google: what happens when you have a bird boyfriend and a naga boyfriend

Bing slowly backing up: I'm gonna go see what chase is up to

Chase: Guys we got a problem

Henrik: Whats the problem?

Chase: Someone gave Marvin catnip

Jackie: Who in the world gave him catnip

[Anti slowly backing up holding a bag of catnip behind his back]

Henrik: Anti!

I remember I filled a plastic egg with hot glue and I was able to get it out

Wilford: Wow Anti you haven't cried the for 1 hour that's a new record

Dark: He passed out 1 hour ago you idiot

Wilford: What

Dark: Where in the fucking hosptile

Wilford: WHAT

Dark: For fuck's sake