I Will Die On This Hill With You!🙌🏻

The assassination of Jake Ryan’s character was a travesty! My man Lesley NEVER would have cheated on Miley, not buying that for a minute!

JAKE RYAN WAS A MILEY SIMP AND WOULD NEVER EVER HAVE JEOPARDIZED THEIR RELATIONSHIP AND FRIENDSHIP BY CHEATING ON HER AND I STAND BY THIS

Me, also and intellectual: Straight facts my guy!

You: But Jake cheated on Miley! How can you defend this ship when he was so ungrateful after she chose him?! You can't get mad at her for going back to Jesse after that!

Me, an intellectual: The only reason Jake Ryan was written cheating on the love of his life, Miley Ray Stewart, was because the writers for whatever goddamn reason wanted to break them up so Miley could end up with Jesse instead after she chose Jake. The way Jake was written out of Miley's life was completely disrespectful to his character and their relationship, and if they'd wanted to convince me they didn't work as a couple they should've kept him in character or at least broken up due to long-distance or something. And they did very little to convince me that Jesse was actually better for her apart from the bare minimum of him not being a cheating ho. In this essay I will