"You Made Me Into A Better Person, And Now Here I Am Without You, Feeling Incomplete. But In Completely

I just wanna say I am LIVID with Andrew Robinson and Alexander Siddig for this 😤

I'm one of those lesbian who had a yaoi/mlm obsession as a teenager (embarassing, but also both hilarious and validating that this is a whole thing?), and y'know I thought I got over that and could try to be a half-normal person?

Y'know I went into Star Trek fully aware of it's gay communist tendencies, but y'know I thought I'd be safe (I watched Voyager when I was a kid and I'm convinced it's at least 30% why I'm as gay as I am). After re-watching Voyager and watching the Next Generation (I know weird order), I decide to naturally give Deep Space Nine a try.

And then HERE COMES THESE TWO.

I'm on AO3 again.

I made a playlist.

I HATE how obsessed I am with them.

They're so perfect 😭💖

And then Lower Decks (with Andy and Sid of course) basically says "their love transcends the boundaries of space and time."

Obviously congratulations to the OG shippers of this pair.

But I'm still pissed

inspired by this post 

Star Trek - Strange New Dumb Comics #74

Yeah it's been forever, you're used to it at this point. Anyways, Julian and Miles, they were best friends according to historians

POV: you're a cardassian space vole and the twink doctor is tryna grab you with his little grabbers

Trektober Day 2 - Monsters & Magic. I think Worf would enjoy D&D but be a bit of a nightmare player.

I had a lot of fun drawing out this little sequence from @alphacygni-8‘s Especially the Lies, though perhaps it’s a little bit spoilery! 

So I had a hysterectomy today (hooray!) and I brought along my stuffed orca, Shamu, as a comfort object. And everyone i interacted with during my pre-op was like "Oh! Who's this?" so I was telling them all about him, how he's been with me since I was 9 and gone on every single vacation and road trip, and they were telling me about their own stuffed buddies (one lady said she still has hers after 40 years!) and all of this while I was signing consent forms and providing a list of the things I'd brought with me, you know, small talk.

So then a nurse comes over and goes "Okay, I've got some stickers I'll put on your things so we know they're yours" and I'm like "OK cool" so she puts a sticker on my coat and stickers on my bags of clothes and then she turns to Shamu and I'm like "oh I guess he gets a sticker too"

But no. She pulls out a hospital bracelet that's an exact copy of mine and slaps it on his tail, like so:

And i was delighted by this, so I took a picture to send to my friends, who were equally delighted, and were cracking me up with their reactions (like so:)

Anyway, they take me back and put me under, and when I awake groggily a few hours later it takes me a minute to get my bearings, so I don't notice Shamu at first. But then I realize he's tucked up next to me in the gurney, so I grab him, and my hand touches gauze.

And I'm like "huh?" so I look at him and I realize

They gave my fucking orca a hysterectomy

Watching Picard s3 so spoilers underneath but man I had to pause this and shout to my empty house

THAT WAS NOT FUCKING STARFLEET THAT WAS JULIAN FUCKING BASHIR AND YOU ARE COWARDS FOR NOT MENTIONING HIM

After all he went through to make that fucking cure don't you dare give Starfleet get the credit for Julian and Odo's empathy

me, throughout various failed relationships: I'd make a better man than any of these guys

me, a decade later:

...

...

oh

(and I was fucking right too)