Station Of Ill Repute

Station of ill repute

Kira: Prime minister Shakaar is not the father.

Dukat: (⚆ᗝ⚆) Then who is?!

Kira: Chief O'Brien.

Dukat: (;° ロ°)

Dukat: Benjamin! Chief O'Brien– a married man – fathered major's baby?! You run a station of ill repute here!

Sisko: *slaps him* That was for calling me Benjamin.

Dukat: (˃̶᷄︿๏) Sisko: Besides, Chief had very little say in it. It was mainly Dr. Bashir who did the job on major. And of course Mrs. O'Brien was involved, too.

Dukat: (ಥ﹏ಥ)

Sisko: What's with you?

Dukat: (ಥ﹏ಥ) Just how do I join this station of ill repute?!

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a one-panel grayscale comic drawn in the style of gay comic artist gerard p. donelan, featuring garak and bashir from star trek deep space nine, specifically the episode our man bashir.  garak looks around at the decor, and the caption reads as him saying "Tell me again, the difference between eclectic and tacky?"
rom and quark walking together.  rom is smiling at quark, who is well-dressed, and talking while carrying several large shopping bags.  the caption reads as quark saying, "I spend all this latinum on clothes so I don't HAVE to join a gym."
a single-panel comic of julian bashir and jadzia dax, they are in julian's quarters. julian is trying on his silver tennis jumpsuit and glaring down at jadzia, who is talking and laying on his bed which is strewn with clothes.  the caption reads as jadzia saying, "Face fact, girlfriend.  Butch is NOT your color."
Gul Dukat and Captain Sisko walking together.  sisko is holding a raktajino and glancing in an annoyed way at Dukat, who is following close behind him with a hand on his shoulder, and excitedly saying "Tell me, Captain, is flogging still practiced on board ship?"
Garak, wearing a long, backless evening gown with opera gloves, looks annoyed as he opens his door to Julian Bashir, who is wearing a black tuxedo and bow tie.  the caption reads as garak saying, "You did NOT say, 'black tie!'  You said, 'formal!'"
Sisko and Garak sitting at a table together eating lunch.  Sisko holds a raktajino and glances knowingly over his shoulder, while Garak leans towards him, gesturing with a spoon and saying, "He's not hung... but he IS very politically astute."
a single-panel comic of quark and odo at a brunch buffet table.  odo is looking down his nose judgingly at Quark, who is leaning over to load up his plate with grubs.  the caption reads as Quark saying, "Oh, please, girlfriend.  Isn't brunch a little too early for attitude?"
Garak sitting and holding a glass of kanar, gesturing in an effeminate way with one hand and looking behind his shoulder at Quark, who is holding a bottle of kanar.  the caption reads as Garak saying, "Darling! ... Being a bitchy queen is just about the most fun you can have without a phase disruptor!"
garak and julian bashir facing each other, dressed in reference to the episode "distant voices." julian is scowling at garak, who is handing him a present and saying, "So, is this the birthday that you officially enter spinsterhood? Or is that next year?"

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH YAAYYYY

to fight my artblock i decided to redraw some gerard p donelan comics as ds9. but once i started i could not stop....

so heres all deep space 9 of them. lol. again the poses and captions are lifted straight from his comics all i did was put space guys on there! please enjoy

(id in alt text btw!)


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3 months ago

what people flagrantly misunderstand about culturally iconic ‘logicians’ like spock and sherlock holmes is that they are fuckinggggg annoying. like you canNOT write for nor adapt either of these characters properly without understanding that they are admirable in many ways, yes, but they are repeatedly and gleefully, ON PURPOSE, fucking massive nuisances to literally every sane individual around them, all the time. they love bothering people, they LOVE it, it makes them SO HAPPY, and THAT, not their brilliance, is what makes them the best. spocks a BITCH

11 months ago

Made a Damar and Weyoun edit to "Shadow" by Sidewalks and Skeletons + Goo Monday

10 months ago

the Star Trek fandom always acts like either Riker or Kirk is the god of rizz in the Star Trek universe, and it's bullshit, when Quark exists right there.

he was literally pulling klingon widowers, cardassian enemies of state, trans ferengi, vulcan terrorists, amorphous he/they shape shifters. he constantly had men chasing after him too.

Kirk's womanizing ways were vastly overstated by people whose memories are clouded by age, and Riker's repertoire was the most generic humanoid hotties out there, whose personalities were basically omg i'd love to have sex with you do you like my skimpy outfit.

Quark was pulling much harder just by virtue of the fact that all of his pulls were people who had a good reason to not get involved with him at all, but couldn't resist in the end.

seriously. cardassian political scientist that hates him, ferocious klingon warrior who just wants to use him for political reasons, a trans ferengi who doesn't want to be outed, a Vulcan terrorist who REALLY shouldn't be helping him but does, and a cop.

he has that much rizz, mk?

trust me. I'm a scientist.

I have the qualitative data to back this up.

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