Imagine Not Having A Wall And Closet Door Between You And The Girls. Also, Thank Fuck Bc I Really Wanna

But every time I rotate my kidneys I end up losing my spleen :(

You're supposed to rotate your kidneys every 6 months and none of you do this and this is why you feel like shit all the time

does anyone else ever feel like crying even when everything in life is going pretty alright

Reblog if you say "fuck" more than 5 times a day.

I use it as a coma

Wait, are we not going to see you again?

I feel bad because i have managed to like, firmly implant myself in my schools environment

Like anytime they need anything filmed, any photos taken, or really anything at all to do with my department i tend to be the one they reacch out to. But like. Once i graduate, im gone.

I plan on full on changing my name, changing my number, and moving HOURS away. Im gonna dissapear

This has nothing to do with my school, but like.. i also havent *told* them im gonna leave. Theyre just gonna see me at graduation and then never again. Im not even telling admistration where im going, and this is all for safety shit on my part but still. Im just gonna be gone and if i want my plan to work i cant even tell them im leaving😭

every time i listen to “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” i can’t help but sit there and think “what did the grinch do to hurt you?” because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt

Not only do I forget other people have sex, but I also completely forget that sex is a thing. Then I remember and I have to rethink my reality.

Question-

Do any other ace people forget that people are like…having sex?

Like sometimes im just shocked with the realization like “omg there are so many people that are like…interested in having sex.”

I’m personally like forgetful as fuck an I genuinely wake up every day with the realization “oh yea I’m queer!!” (Im being so deadass about that btw)

But yea like every time an allosexual friend is like “omg she’s so hot i would let her fucking RAIL me” (not like asexuals cant make sex jokes i quite genuinely do it all the time) but like….they MEAN it, ykwim?

LIKE THEY WOULD GENUINELY LET THAT HAPPEN AND THEY GENUINELY MEAN THAT THEY WANT THAT TO HAPPEN AND IT JUST-CONFUSES THE FUCK OUT OF ME

deae_lunae on twitter and instagram

I wanna send you the pictures but I don't wanna open another app and I refuse to post the pictures here

@idraw-sometimes It's 5:37. How's the stage managing going? The closet is pretty warm.

@ people who don't celebrate christmas and are currently having christmas shoved down their throats

i hope whatever holiday you celebrate is fun and well!! and if you don’t celebrate any holidays this time of year, i hope your day is nice anyways!

I'm now going to see if my friends who claim to hide in my walls will give me tasks like good little wall gremlins

you know that post that's like "if thinking naruto would be proud of you for brushing your teeth gets you to brush your teeth go for it" well today i texted my friends and asked them to pretend to be wizards sending me on a grand quest to eat lunch and buy hand soap and it worked so well i put a load of laundry in and did the dishes too so. i don't know what the lesson is here but maybe give that a try