I Seriously Feel Like If You're Under Various Warnings And Watches That It Should Be Illegal To Make

@idraw-sometimes look across the stage

I actually have no wtf that was sorry

@idraw-sometimes It's 5:37. How's the stage managing going? The closet is pretty warm.

If you see this on your dashboard, reblog this, NO MATTER WHAT and all your dreams and wishes will come true.

This reminds me of when I was younger and used to play with squishes.

These little choking hazards (fun to chew on tho)

And I had a little castle for my hoard of choking hazards with even more hazardous parts for a child that put everything into their mouth.

(this exact one to be exact)

And with my army of squishes, I would have a red creature overthrow the Queen Squishie (which was the wedding version of Princess Bella, I hated the wedding version for some reason). They would have a dramatic throw down at the top of the castle until the red creature would throw her off of it and be crowned ruler. The other squishies would leave her body there for days to rot as they set up their new kingdom until I got bored and decided I wanted another mutiny. Then I'd stick the "dead" ones in my mouth bc I liked the way they stuck to my tongue bc of the little holes in the bottom.

I'm starting to see why I like vocaloid and dystopian books about overthrowing the government.

you have forgotten your innocence and whimsy. go listen to Vocaloid songs about eating people and remember what it was like to be filled with childlike wonder.

Bc I had to wake up and breathe

I have come to disturb your scrolling with this thing

Enjoy :) <3

It's awful bc actual conversations are awful and everything is awkward

May or may not be letting the delusion get to me and writing my first fic. Why must dialogue be so awful?

I would not advise licking the floor

Reminder that you can block most ads on Android. yes, including youtube ads.

Steps: Download Firefox -> Install uBlock Origin extension.

That's literally it. Enjoy ad free web browsing while we still (barely) have it!

As an aroace person, friend crushes are INSANE. And I don’t mean this like “oh I want my friend romantically” I mean like “I need to be this person’s friend so bad they are so cool!!!!” Like there’s this mutual I have on tiktok who I have been sending cat stickers to back and forth all day. The day we have an actual conversation about something will be the day I’ve won. Like is this how allos feel when they have romantic crushes on people???