They Can If You're Not A Coward And Add The Dynamite

I had to reread this post 5 times before my brain stopped processing tomato as tornado.

I fucking love tomato sauce!!!!! come on guys!!!!!!!! we love tomato sauce let's talk about it!!!

them: SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST MEANS HUMANS MUST BE INDIVIDUALLY SELF-SUFFICIENT AND COMPLETELY INDEPENDENT

biologist:

The band during football games

reblog to take a bite out of this styrofoam cup nobody can stop you go ahead and do it

me when the devastating fanfic I chose to read is actually devastating

Tbh, this only made me imagine Pizza losing her shit and telling your mom she's not allowed to leave the couch.

Watching my step dad get competitive over his fireworks being bigger/louder than the neighbors is hilarious lmao

@idraw-sometimes watch out, I'm taking down notes

my new years resolution is to bite my friends more often so they know that I love them

@idraw-sometimes Can you imagine?

Also, I need someone to share looks with when ppl do stupid shit during band which is just as cathartic as talking with you

the purpose of friends is to have people who unconditionally hate your shitty exes & relatives. like maybe YOU have a complex relationship with your father but i sure don't. i'm outside his house with a gun. he's not the unforgivable asshole who raised me he's just an unforgivable asshole

Makes sense. Your face was very red so I didn't want to bother you too much

Starting my mornings off RIGHT with a fucking PANIC ATTACK(or anxiety attack no one in ny life has ever bothered to teach me the difference lmafooooo) at SIX IN THE GODAMN MORNING

How are y'all???