I Am Going To Eat This Entire Candy Cane.

I'm not even gonna complain about it. I found it funny. She saw me taking them and she was laughing about it

@idraw-sometimes It's 5:37. How's the stage managing going? The closet is pretty warm.

Why can't they? It doesn't mean anything bad, does it?

inkle dinkle binky bunk

dude you can't just say inkle dinkle binky bunk

you know what? that's it.

I'm preheating my oven to 400° f, AND I'm lining a baking sheet with aluminum foil

you're really in for it now, buster.

I'm stirring up some butter, olive oil, parsley, and yeah, I'm adding minced garlic too.

I'm slathering you in this.

now I'm gonna put you in the oven for 25 to 30 minutes

you are so DONE FOR

Who tf thinks that cuddling is sexual? You can cuddle with your parents, you can cuddle with your siblings, you can cuddle with your grandparents, you can cuddle with your aunts and uncles, you can cuddle with your cousins, you can cuddle with your pets (while big dogs are the best for keeping you warm, cats are my personal favorite bc I'm biased and love mine), hell, you can cuddle with your friends regardless of their gender. It is NOT inherently sexual. Regardless, the meaning of an act is determined by those performing it and if they decide that their cuddling session is completely platonic or just as a way to display innocent affection, then that's what it fucking is.

This pisses me off on a primal level as an aroace whose main form of physical affection is hugs/cuddling with my friends. They know it's strictly platonic, I know it's strictly platonic, therefore it is platonic. And if you're an asexual who's interested or okay with sex, then it's still up to you and your bf to decide if your cuddling is sexual or not.

pls rb if you think cuddling doesn't have to be s3xual

im tryna prove a point to my bf's mother help me out

But every time I rotate my kidneys I end up losing my spleen :(

You're supposed to rotate your kidneys every 6 months and none of you do this and this is why you feel like shit all the time

I sit here in woe as I dutifully await the day my husband will come home from the war. I tell myself repeatedly that he will survive and return to father our child.

(AO3 is down and it crashed literally right before I could start the next chapter after a really heated cliffhanger)

me during a lovely hangout with friends:

wow, this is great

my brain, about to pull the funniest prank of all time:

what if everyone in this room hates you

words cannot express how much i fucking hate writing dialog

You should blare baby shark.

So i just realised my new phone lets me hook up alarms to spotify playlists, any one got any ideas for shit to put on the playlist i will be waking up to from now on?