Okay, But That's Valid

mfers will say "im against book banning in schools and libraries!" and then turn around and say ao3 needs to be censored

Beware!

Why tf does my friend have Vines on VHS lmao

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AETERNUS NUNCA:

Aeternus Nunca is an enigma to say the least. Its name legitimately translates to “Eternal Never” for Moons sake. It's found in the most mind boggling realm known to exist filled with the loathsome Éag {Pg.677765892} and the horrifying Saol {Pg.-3877288884} species. The Ξεχασμένος realm is not one to mess with. But Aeternus Nunca is one of the kinder species in the realm. It had a solid black head and body. It has no eyes, no mouth, no nose, no ears. It doesn't even have a nervous system or something similar to it like other species from the multiverse. It can sense and detect the things around it seemingly instantly {It should be added that there isn't a hint as to how without any sensory skills or abilities}.

Its head floats about a meter over its body. {In history it has been thought to be two different organisms, if that's what one would call these.} It has a body shaped like a coma that can grow anywhere from 3 to 9 meters {9.7-29.5 feet} tall. Easily dwarfing the Éag, which only grows to be 31 centimeters {Or 1 foot} in height. It's obviously less hostile than the Éag, seemingly never consuming prey, or anything at all truly.

It is a two dimensional creature that floats on a humongous pair of silver wings. The wings are often outlined in red with a pair of antennas to go with it that are the same red. The wings can be anywhere from 9 to 20 meters {29.5-65.6 feet} in height, and 9.5 to 20.5 meters {31.2-67.3 feet} in length. Their wings have the same texture of a dragonfly's {Pg.993}, but are opaque rather transparent. They're similar to bubbles in both thickness and fragility.

Its head, similarly to its body, can grow anywhere up to 3 to 9 meters {9.7-29.5 feet}. The antennas upon the head can grow up to 3 meters more than the height of the head. Meaning that its antennas can be anywhere from 6 to 12 meters {19.7-39.4 feet} tall. This abnormality could easily take up the entirety of Human|Terran {Pg.278} common room, and fill up over half of a Human|Zexade{Pg.-224} temple.

Not much else is known about the Aeternus Nunca as it doesn't seem to mate, eat, drink, sleep, or reproduce. It never nests or keeps a constant habitat being a nomadic being. Magic scans have shown a lack of internal organs or any energy flowing through its body at all making it an enigma to even those from its own realm. The Aeternus Nunca shouldn't exist and leads to theories of there being multiple new plains of existence out there that we've yet to discover.

{Eternally shall you live, never shall you forget yourself.}

The Bestiary of the Multiverse is a really, really thick book. Updated every two days. It works like a weird magical Wikipedia, really. You are the mod, and sometimes find real gems between all of the mundane animals. Write your favorite page of this bestiary.

one time a professor asked me if i’d ever wanted to write anything “more important” than romance. and i said no. i was put on this earth to write about sad people kissing. and if another writer ever came up to me and said they wanted to write 400 pages containing nothing but a character baking a single loaf of bread each day, then i would tell them to do that. people don't write something because it's important. they write about something and that is what makes it important

Damn ig props are just superior in this case. I'd rather read backstage than sit there doing nothing

Doing a dress rehersal for my drama club production but im sitting in the wings with nothing to do sonim basically just staring at my hands😭

I would not advise licking the floor

Tbh, this only made me imagine Pizza losing her shit and telling your mom she's not allowed to leave the couch.

Watching my step dad get competitive over his fireworks being bigger/louder than the neighbors is hilarious lmao

Makes sense. Your face was very red so I didn't want to bother you too much

Starting my mornings off RIGHT with a fucking PANIC ATTACK(or anxiety attack no one in ny life has ever bothered to teach me the difference lmafooooo) at SIX IN THE GODAMN MORNING

How are y'all???