The Only Valid Thief Is A Magpie.

Sorry, we're talking about movies. The warmth sharing will have to wait

@idraw-sometimes It's 5:37. How's the stage managing going? The closet is pretty warm.

if you're trying to get into the head of your story's antagonist, try writing an "Am I the Asshole" reddit post from their perspective, explaining their problems and their plans for solving them. Let the voice and logic come through.

me during a lovely hangout with friends:

wow, this is great

my brain, about to pull the funniest prank of all time:

what if everyone in this room hates you

I am so glad I followed you bc this just reminded me that despite the fact that I just had a very shitty and horrible thing happen today that I am beautiful and the day was beautiful and that one shitty thing does not define my whole day. I had a wonderful day and had lots of fun and that shitty thing has no right to my day or to take away the good of it

I smoked some very delightful weed. the person reading this is beautiful. you're so beautiful. I know this is a text post, so I don't know what you literally look like but.

dude you're so pretty. I swear. you're gorgeous I promise

Is the glass of water your cutie mark or are you going to drink that?

them: SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST MEANS HUMANS MUST BE INDIVIDUALLY SELF-SUFFICIENT AND COMPLETELY INDEPENDENT

biologist:

@idraw-sometimes I know you had a graffiti hyperfixation for a while. Figured you'd enjoy

My mildly unhinged MLP x The Legend of Spyro crossover

Makes sense. Your face was very red so I didn't want to bother you too much

Starting my mornings off RIGHT with a fucking PANIC ATTACK(or anxiety attack no one in ny life has ever bothered to teach me the difference lmafooooo) at SIX IN THE GODAMN MORNING

How are y'all???

dragonair’s (and dratini) lair garden in the sky ~ 💙