There Used To Be A Genre Of Video Where People Would Just Set Dancing Cartoon Characters On Fire. I Miss

So is that why you looked like you were going to cry yesterday at band?

Starting my mornings off RIGHT with a fucking PANIC ATTACK(or anxiety attack no one in ny life has ever bothered to teach me the difference lmafooooo) at SIX IN THE GODAMN MORNING

How are y'all???

But every time I rotate my kidneys I end up losing my spleen :(

You're supposed to rotate your kidneys every 6 months and none of you do this and this is why you feel like shit all the time

This reminds me of when I was younger and used to play with squishes.

These little choking hazards (fun to chew on tho)

And I had a little castle for my hoard of choking hazards with even more hazardous parts for a child that put everything into their mouth.

(this exact one to be exact)

And with my army of squishes, I would have a red creature overthrow the Queen Squishie (which was the wedding version of Princess Bella, I hated the wedding version for some reason). They would have a dramatic throw down at the top of the castle until the red creature would throw her off of it and be crowned ruler. The other squishies would leave her body there for days to rot as they set up their new kingdom until I got bored and decided I wanted another mutiny. Then I'd stick the "dead" ones in my mouth bc I liked the way they stuck to my tongue bc of the little holes in the bottom.

I'm starting to see why I like vocaloid and dystopian books about overthrowing the government.

you have forgotten your innocence and whimsy. go listen to Vocaloid songs about eating people and remember what it was like to be filled with childlike wonder.

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On the plus side, Zach's mom gave us the chips from today, I have my waters and monster, and I have Chex Mix so we're set for another hour

@idraw-sometimes It's 5:37. How's the stage managing going? The closet is pretty warm.

Is the glass of water your cutie mark or are you going to drink that?

I just got some message asking me my opinion on trump but I don't like random ppl texting so I decided to have a little fun and sent a picture of a bird with a giant ballsack hanging from it and can't wait to be left alone