LMAOOOOOOOOOO I'M SAVING THIS

REAL???????? I'VE ALWAYS ASKED MYSELF WHY I SUPPOSEDLY DID SO GREAT WITH METAPHORS AND WORD PLAYS, SO MUCH SO THAT I LOVED MAKING JOKES WITH WORDS AND STUFF WHEN I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE HORRIBLE AT IT BUT THIS JUST MAKES ALL SENSE 😭😭😭😭

I always have TONS of the most minor questions ever on tests, I even trained myself to just assume some of them because they took too much time 😭

The way most autism literature describes "literal interpretation" is often not at all similar to how I experience it. Teenage me even thought I couldn't be autistic because I've always been able to learn metaphors easily.

In fact, I love wordplay of all kinds. Teenage me was fascinated to learn all the types of figurative language there are in poetry and literature.

But paperwork and questionnaires are hard, because there's so much they don't state clearly. Or they don't leave room for enough nuance.

"List all the jobs you've had, with start and end dates." What if I don't remember the exact day or month? Is the year enough?

"Have you been suffering from blurred vision?" Well, if I take off my glasses the whole world is blurred, but I'm fairly sure that's not what the intake form at the optometrist is asking.

Or the infamous (and infuriatingly stereotypical) "Would you rather go to a library or a party?" What sort of party? Where? Who's there? I work at a library. Am I currently at the library for work or pleasure? Does it have a good collection?

It's not common figures of speech that confound me. It's ambiguity, in situations that aren't supposed to be ambiguous.

AAAAAAAAARGHHHHH *rips out ribcage* THIS IS SO CUTE I LOVE THEMMMMM

im gonna frow up she made a niigo friendship bracelet for luck or something

50 posts!

uhm what

that was faster than I thought

LMAO

᧔ ⑅ ᧓ day 136! ᧔ ⑅ ᧓

mizuki wants to throw beans at an ogre.

whoopsie i didnt miss 2 days trust

THE HELLAVERSE COLLAB IS REAL GUYS THE HELLAVERSE COLLAB HELLUVA X HAZBIN THE COLLAB IS REALLLLL

THE HAZBIN HOTEL X HELLUVA BOSS COLLAB IS REAL

todayz wise wrds are. Banana

Aggressively switching languages when talking to your friend then opening up tumblr is the funniest thing

I reset my entire tablet if it doesn't open now I'm cooked

My pjsk won't open help