Sirius: is it me James!? No, it won't be *grabs a gun* *put gun to his head*
James: One of you will betray me tonight.
Sirius: Is it me, James?
James: No.
Remus: Is it me, James?
Jame: No, it's not you either.
Peter: Is it me, James?
James:
James, mockingly: iS iT mE jAmEs?
This...this is exactly right
James - the most bisexual who ever bisexualed (could be pan but i like the bi label better)
Remus - gay, can't really see him as bi, probably uses queer as a label tho
Sirius - gay and demisexual, alternatively remussexual / transfem nb or genderfluid
Peter - aroace or unlabeled
Lily - either a lesbian or bi with a heavy preference for women
Mary - that one girl who thought she was straight until she fell in love with a girl (turns out she's bi)
Marlene - lesbian (duh)
Dorcas - lesbian (duh)
Pandora - unlabeled, queer for sure / trans woman
Xenophilius - unlabeled / non-binary
Barty - bi, hooks up with everything that moves
Evan - probably bi, grey/demisexual
Regulus - that's a homosexual if I've ever seen one, bi only for Lily / trans man
Narcissa - (comphet) lesbian
Alice - bi
Frank - 🥁🥁🥁 the token straight !
That's everyone i have a headcanon for i think
I need to prove a point to my stepdad. This is absolute bullshit.
So if you think a trans man can be a man without a penis or a trans woman can be a woman without a vagina, please reblogged.
I just found an lesbian artist who writes songs about girls but also how shit lesbians are treated by like people and the media?? And her songs are such a vibe and so relatable.
Her names Eva Westphal, my favourite song so far is Beautiful Little Life and Proud of Me
Peter: *points* look a butterfly!
Mary: *screams and hides behind lily*
Everyone: *confused looks at mary*
Marlene: *trying not to laugh* ...Mary...are you scared of butterflies?
Mary: THEY HAVE SIX LEGS AND THEY CAN FLY OF COURSE IM BLOODY SCARED OF THEM!!
I love my girlfriend so much. she's so pretty and funny and sweet and omgg. she's perfect.
I need help!!
I found a fanfic earlier. Its jegulus, muggle au I think, where regulus is sitting in a college class and in walks tired James Potter carrying baby Harry and regulus instantly falls in love. Pretty sure it only has one character. It's on ao3
IF ANYONE KNOWS IT LET ME KNOW
Sirius and James would text harrys kids while they were at hogwarts and when James Sirius starts using abbreviations, they try it too. They abbreviate EVERYTHING. So much that their messages make no sense. Remus new how to use abbreviations and understand James and Sirius' tho so we're all fine.
Sirius: Hey, mfns hrudt?
James Sirius: Huh?
James Sirius: Moony? What does mfns hrudt mean?
Remus: padfoot messaged u?
James Sirius: yup
Remus: it means, my favourite name sake, how r u doing today, I believe.
James: hello, gs!
James Sirius: Gs?
James: Grandson!
James Sirius: ...no...please no
Inspo from messaging my dad and using the abbreviation, tbh, then proceeding to spend an hour explaining it...
The dad's are James and regulus and the uncle is barty (and evan maybe)
Pov: Ur gay dads when the uncle nobody has heard from in months shows up midway through your family dinner
I've been thinking about this alot recently so here's how I think the aftermath of 'The Prank' went.
Remus didn't speak to anyone for a few weeks and didn't leave his bed.
The first person he spoke to was lily. She knew he was a werewolf but hadn't told him she knew and he worked out she knew but they didn't talk about it.
For months afterwards he wouldn't let the boys join him on full Moons.
He never spoke back about Snape again until he called lily a mudblood.
He was the first to forgive Sirius, though it was months after.
Peter didn't talk to sirius at all and always checked on Remus.
He brought Remus chocolate and treats all the time.
He made sure to take notes for Remus in classes he missed and help him with the homework.
James had multiple arguments with Sirius.
He was the last to forgive him.
He would blow up if sirius said a single word in the dorm.
He did whatever Remus asked him to.
There's was a whole argument on the train on the way back to hogwarts after the summer where sirius tried to come sit in the compartment (while no one was talking to him) and James throw him out and gave him a black eye.
The biggest, and one of the only two, arguments James and Sirius ever had.
Sirius tried for the first few weeks to apologise but Mary told him to leave them and they'd come around.
He would leave chocolate and books on remus' trunk for him but they just kept piling up because Remus ignored them.
He spent most of his time alone in the astronomy tower, avoiding the dorm, and often bumped into Regulus there.
He felt awful obviously and never fully forgave himself even when Remus did.
After Remus forgave him he spent months trying to make it upto him.
Every year on the anniversary, though he was the only one who remembered the date, he'd spoil Remus with gifts and love.