a black dog, a tattooed golden retriever and a stolen keylime green dog walk into a bar
I need to prove a point to my stepdad. This is absolute bullshit.
So if you think a trans man can be a man without a penis or a trans woman can be a woman without a vagina, please reblogged.
I need marauders fanfic recs!!!!
Snakes and Lions...Snakes. And. Lions.
By her_smile_forges_galaxies on AO3
You ever read fanfic so god tier you have to wait for real life to load back in so you spend half the day doing tasks with that dead look in your eye, replaying all your favorite moments?
Regulus: you have nice eyes
James: thanks, your kids can have them too
Regulus: what?
James: what?
Saw someone on here refer to Sirius and Remus as “two British cigarettes” today and I just can’t stop laughing. Peak queer humor.
Sirius and James would text harrys kids while they were at hogwarts and when James Sirius starts using abbreviations, they try it too. They abbreviate EVERYTHING. So much that their messages make no sense. Remus new how to use abbreviations and understand James and Sirius' tho so we're all fine.
Sirius: Hey, mfns hrudt?
James Sirius: Huh?
James Sirius: Moony? What does mfns hrudt mean?
Remus: padfoot messaged u?
James Sirius: yup
Remus: it means, my favourite name sake, how r u doing today, I believe.
James: hello, gs!
James Sirius: Gs?
James: Grandson!
James Sirius: ...no...please no
Inspo from messaging my dad and using the abbreviation, tbh, then proceeding to spend an hour explaining it...
I'm thinking about righting a medevial maruaders au fanfic focusing mainly on pandalily. I might make Pandora a princess and Lily (and the valkaries) thief's. Like Robin Hood aesthetic. Anyways, I made an aesthetic board for lily and I'm making one for Pandora tonight.
Let me know if u would read this fanfic
I know as a fandom we have collectively agreed that James = sun, Sirius = star and Remus = moon but I just saw this and instantly thought of Peter as the cloud since the cloud takes away the sun and blocks the moon and star from view of each other just like Peter took away James and kept Sirius and Remus from each other. Also, clouds bring a downfall of rain just as Peter brought about the downfall of the marauders
Impregnation 💀💀
First thing you see after you zoom in is how you die
How you dying 👀
a candid photo of lily, taken by james shortly after their wedding
“my love. of this life and every life after this one. -J.P.”
(unedited version under the cut)