Don't Think About It...don't Think About It...don't Think About It

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Barty and Evan being menaces as usual (slightly nsfw)

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It's named sirius and he loves his hair

James had a pet hedgehog that he spoiled so much that it had a whole room of the potter manor to itself.

Regulus: *arguing with James while trying to make Christmas dinner* CAN YOU BE SERIOUS FOR ONE MINUTE!?

James: *shaking his head* oh no, Reg, what have you just done?

Sirius and Harry Sirius: *burst in*: NO BUT I CAN

Sirius and Harry Sirius: *look at each other*

Sirius: he stole my joke :(

I love the idea that Regulus and James giving their kid the middle name of "Sirius" so when the kid grows up there is twice the amount of those "No, I'm Sirius" type jokes.

Padfoot is a proud uncle

Regulus is so done.

James finds them funny but is absolutely losing his mind over them

Pandora isn't dead!!! False alarm!!

Crimson rivers spoilers below

MARLENE AND PANDORA IN ONE FUCKING CHAPTER?!!?!? REALLY!?!?!?!??!!?

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Olivia Rodrigo

Taylor swift

The Maruaders (they make me happy in a sad way)

My friends

Books

Swotulus mode 😭😭😭

the hc in the fic I’m writing is that Regulus finds the weirdest things super interesting and after being quiet for five hours he goes on rants about them for at least thirty minutes

James thinks it’s adorable

Sirius calls it the Swotulus Mode

...we're all thinking the same couple aren't we??

two guys who sleep in each other’s arms at night because they’re both afraid the other will try kill them in their sleep

I can't look at a mince pie normally ever again

Thanks for that @her-smile-forges-galaxies

Ngl, Snakes and Lions is literally my new favourite fanfic after I finished it yesterday. Literal perfection.

EVERYONE GO READ: Snakes and Lions by her_smile_forges_galaxies on AO3 if u like dark/deatheater Remus Lupin, platonic moonwater, slow burn Jegulus and even slower wolfstar with side ships of Dorlene, Pandalily and Rosekiller

Concept for you all (canon au): Sirius wasn't just the first person to find out about Jegulus, he was the ONLY one

And he thought it was so sweet and loved teasing James for it

Until Reg left Jem to join voldy and then he was like 'I know he's my brother and all but he's just a dude, men ain't shit'

Point is- he kept the secret forever

But that didn't stop him from making jokes about it up until the day he died

For example:

*during OOTP*

Sirius: *sneaking out of Reg's room giggling*

Harry: what are you doing?

Sirius: nothing!

*during deathly hallows*

Hermione: why is there a gryffindor tie with JFP embroidered onto in in regulus' room?

Harry: what??? Those are my dad's initials

Sirius in the afterlife: 🤭 I'm so funny

Or

*james and Lily's wedding reception*

Sirius: I am so glad for the happy couple. Especially James, my best friend, my one and only, my brother- wait no, that would make 5th to 6th year very strange.

Everyone thinking James and Sirius had some sort of affair: ???

Sirius: Ah yes, that's where I was. Ahem, Lily-Pad, my favourite carrot-top, I remember the day you and James met-