Happy mothers day to the best three mothers in the world, Euphemia Potter, Minnie Mcgonagall and Sarah Nelson
(Also can't forget James, second mother of the maruaders)
I've read this book so many times...
WHY DID U NEVER THINK OF THIS?!?!!?
Jamie and Andrew from "all that's left in the world" are so James and regulus coded. One of them even steps on a bear trap.
A poem about being the scapegoat of a narcissistic mother
You say "I'll do better"
We say "I believe you"
You say "I'm trying my best"
We say "I believe you."
You say "I'm doing better this time."
We say "I believe you."
You say "I'm going through alot right now."
They say "we believe you."
I say "I know, me too."
You say "were a team"
We say "I believe you"
You say "it's not my fault."
They say "I believe you."
I say "it's not ours either."
You say "yous aren't making it any easier."
They say "I'm sorry"
I say "it's not any easier on us."
You say "You don't know what it's like."
They say "I'm sorry."
I say "but I do."
You say "Leave it, it makes me feel better."
They say "I'm sorry."
I say "I don't want to pick up the pieces again."
You say "I don't see you dad's helping us."
They say "We hate them."
I say "You taught us to lie to him, he doesn't know how bad its gotten."
You say "Everyone's against us."
They say "we hate them."
I say "for good reason.
Then we argue. We argue. And we argue again.
You say "If you hate it here so much, go live with your dads."
They say "no, we hate them."
I say "fine." I pack my bags.
We argue a last time...
You say "your being dramatic. Just come home."
I say "I'm done."
Now, we haven't spoken in a year.
You say "Your sister hates me."
They say "we hate her."
What I say doesn't matter, cause you don't let them hear me.
I can imagine sirius making a compilation of all the times he has caught James walking into something/falling because someone stole his glasses (normally sirius or Marlene but occasionally Mary or Remus when their in that mood) and its like 20 minutes long and that's only the ones caught on camera, he's done it like triple that amount of times
About to start Choices. Pray for me.
The remaining characters accounts!!
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This...this is exactly right
James - the most bisexual who ever bisexualed (could be pan but i like the bi label better)
Remus - gay, can't really see him as bi, probably uses queer as a label tho
Sirius - gay and demisexual, alternatively remussexual / transfem nb or genderfluid
Peter - aroace or unlabeled
Lily - either a lesbian or bi with a heavy preference for women
Mary - that one girl who thought she was straight until she fell in love with a girl (turns out she's bi)
Marlene - lesbian (duh)
Dorcas - lesbian (duh)
Pandora - unlabeled, queer for sure / trans woman
Xenophilius - unlabeled / non-binary
Barty - bi, hooks up with everything that moves
Evan - probably bi, grey/demisexual
Regulus - that's a homosexual if I've ever seen one, bi only for Lily / trans man
Narcissa - (comphet) lesbian
Alice - bi
Frank - π₯π₯π₯ the token straight !
That's everyone i have a headcanon for i think
*a year later*
Remus: I said I do first
Sirius: I was attracted to you first
Remus: Well, I confessed first
Sirius: Well, I asked you out first
Remus: Well, I said i loved you first
Sirius: Oh well...
Sirius: *Gets down on one knee*
Sirius: I proposed first
Remus: WAIT WHAT
Sirius: WTF!!!!
Remus: *dying of laughter*
regulus at an award show: and shoutout to my brother, sirius black for custom making this outfit for me and shoutout, shoutout to james potter because heβs gonna be taking it off of me tonight
everybody at the award show:
Wow I should have watched bridgerton sooner