Then They Both Die Before 40 :))

Or sirius going into regulus' room and leaving his door just slightly open when he leaves

I want Black brothers with just the oddest sibling scenarios

Like- I want Regulus just standing in Sirius’ doorframe and Sirius yelling at him for what he’s doing, only to walk away after an odd amount of time

I want to hear abt them chasing each other around the house with stuff that wouldn’t hurt the other- but they're still terrified bc they're screaming and the adrenaline kicks in

I want the brothers on a trampoline and when one of them falls the other bounces harder so they can’t get back up

I want Sirius shoving vegetables onto Regulus’ plate when their parents aren’t watching and Regulus stealing spoonful's of his dessert

I want Regulus adding salt to Siri’s cereal in the morning for him instead of sugar and dying of laughter when Sirius keeps eating it bc Sirius thinks it’s sweet that his brother brought him breakfast

I need not fucked up Black brother bonding in my life

it seems that everyone i’m friends with is better friends with someone else and that really fucking sucks 

I LOVE THIS SO MUCH I NEED THIS AS A FULL, LONGER THAT THE BIBLE, FLUFFY FANFIC

jamie pushes her hair away from her face. it's always messy, she can't control it. not that she wants to. it's always concealed by her hat anyway. she's sat at a red light, bike between her legs. she's gotta get to sirius' flat, sirius wants her to meet her younger sister. so she's biking across town. it's warm out, good day for biking.

the light switches and she starts biking again, flying down the street and watching all the cars go by. she doesn't see the girl she nearly crashes into. "watch it!" the girl shouts, flipping them off. jamie brakes and swings around to look at her. bloody hell, is she pretty. she's got a long white skirt and oversized band tee. sirius has one exactly like that. their hair's curly and hangs loosely to their shoulders, held back by headphones. their tote bag has the words 'i didn't really fall. i just sauntered vaguely downwards' printed on it. so pretty.

"sorry!" she yells over. "sorry, i didn't see you!"

"are you blind?" the stranger snaps. they're heading the same way. jamie just smiles at their yelling, feeling a warm blush on their face. "why are you smiling?"

"i smile a lot."

"right. and you're smiling when i'm yelling at you because-"

"yell at me more."

"bloody psychotic," the stranger passes them, walking up ahead. jamie starts biking beside them. "following me, are you?"

"well, i'm going the same way as you. sorry for nearly killing you. what's your name?"

"as if i'd tell the strange girl who just nearly killed me."

"i'm jamie."

"potter?"

"yeah! that's my last name! how'd you know?"

"i'm regina."

"you're sirius' sister?"

"yes."

"oh my god. you're pretty."

"excuse me?"

"sirius said they're prettier than you. i don't think that's true." regina purses her lips. "well, regina-"

"reggie."

"hm?"

"call me reggie."

This...this is exactly right

marauders & co sexuality (and gender) headcanons (spoiler they're all gay)

James - the most bisexual who ever bisexualed (could be pan but i like the bi label better)

Remus - gay, can't really see him as bi, probably uses queer as a label tho

Sirius - gay and demisexual, alternatively remussexual / transfem nb or genderfluid

Peter - aroace or unlabeled

Lily - either a lesbian or bi with a heavy preference for women

Mary - that one girl who thought she was straight until she fell in love with a girl (turns out she's bi)

Marlene - lesbian (duh)

Dorcas - lesbian (duh)

Pandora - unlabeled, queer for sure / trans woman

Xenophilius - unlabeled / non-binary

Barty - bi, hooks up with everything that moves

Evan - probably bi, grey/demisexual

Regulus - that's a homosexual if I've ever seen one, bi only for Lily / trans man

Narcissa - (comphet) lesbian

Alice - bi

Frank - 🥁🥁🥁 the token straight !

That's everyone i have a headcanon for i think

Sally Jackson + Euphemia Potter 🤝 adopting their sons traumatised friends

The wise words Marlene once said to Remus while they smoked weed on the roof of Gryffindor Tower. It turned into a twenty minute heated, stoned conversation before Lily finally found them.

VESPA IS ITALIAN FOR WASP???? HOW DID SHE KNOW THAT!?!?

Sirius: everyone finds different things beautiful.

Also sirius: what do you mean Remus isn't beautiful?! Come here while I fix your fucking eyes!!

I just found an lesbian artist who writes songs about girls but also how shit lesbians are treated by like people and the media?? And her songs are such a vibe and so relatable.

Her names Eva Westphal, my favourite song so far is Beautiful Little Life and Proud of Me

Hear Me

A poem about being the scapegoat of a narcissistic mother

You say "I'll do better"

We say "I believe you"

You say "I'm trying my best"

We say "I believe you."

You say "I'm doing better this time."

We say "I believe you."

You say "I'm going through alot right now."

They say "we believe you."

I say "I know, me too."

You say "were a team"

We say "I believe you"

You say "it's not my fault."

They say "I believe you."

I say "it's not ours either."

You say "yous aren't making it any easier."

They say "I'm sorry"

I say "it's not any easier on us."

You say "You don't know what it's like."

They say "I'm sorry."

I say "but I do."

You say "Leave it, it makes me feel better."

They say "I'm sorry."

I say "I don't want to pick up the pieces again."

You say "I don't see you dad's helping us."

They say "We hate them."

I say "You taught us to lie to him, he doesn't know how bad its gotten."

You say "Everyone's against us."

They say "we hate them."

I say "for good reason.

Then we argue. We argue. And we argue again.

You say "If you hate it here so much, go live with your dads."

They say "no, we hate them."

I say "fine." I pack my bags.

We argue a last time...

You say "your being dramatic. Just come home."

I say "I'm done."

Now, we haven't spoken in a year.

You say "Your sister hates me."

They say "we hate her."

What I say doesn't matter, cause you don't let them hear me.