"I'm Going Under And This Time I Fear There's No One To Save Me"

There's nothing better than driving in the middle of no where while listening (and singing very loudly) to your favourite songs. I'm in heaven rn

The wise words Marlene once said to Remus while they smoked weed on the roof of Gryffindor Tower. It turned into a twenty minute heated, stoned conversation before Lily finally found them.

Holly Jackson is a god. She slays so hard.

Sirius and James would text harrys kids while they were at hogwarts and when James Sirius starts using abbreviations, they try it too. They abbreviate EVERYTHING. So much that their messages make no sense. Remus new how to use abbreviations and understand James and Sirius' tho so we're all fine.

Sirius: Hey, mfns hrudt?

James Sirius: Huh?

James Sirius: Moony? What does mfns hrudt mean?

Remus: padfoot messaged u?

James Sirius: yup

Remus: it means, my favourite name sake, how r u doing today, I believe.

James: hello, gs!

James Sirius: Gs?

James: Grandson!

James Sirius: ...no...please no

Inspo from messaging my dad and using the abbreviation, tbh, then proceeding to spend an hour explaining it...

The maruaders are feminist. If they lived as teens rn, in 2022, they'd be obsessed with Taylor Swift and Girl in Red, they'd hate on Andrew Tate so much, they'd absolutely adore Alice Oseman (especially Remus, he'd have all her books), they'd argue with old math teachers who've lived decades longer than they should have and say awful shit to girls, they'd love Jenna Ortega and our feminist queen, Emma Watson.

"I'm just saying, if I was you I would not care so much. Your literally rich!" Barty argued, looking around the table trying to get someone else to agree with him.

Regulus rolled his eyes. "Your rich too. And, you know how my parents are about grades."

"I only try hard to prove my dad wrong and you know-"

"REGGIE!!!" A small voice - a child's voice? - cut of barty and before Regulus could even register what was happening, a small child was climbing onto the bench beside him.

"Reggie!" The kid jumped onto regulus lap and hugged him. Regulus looked down into the familiar eyes.

"James!?" James. His James. James Potter. But...five. he was five years old. No. That's not right. His James, his Jamie, he was seventeen. This James was small and he had chubby legs and his checks were rounds and he was 12 years younger than he should be.

"Regulus what the fuck?" Evan looked between his friend, the toddler and the rest of the Slytherin table, who were all looking at the pair.

"I...I umm" Regulus picked up his boyfriend... oh no that's weird. And ran out of the hall, through the corridors and to the slytherin common room. He muttered the password and slipped inside, ignoring the weird looks he got from the few people who weren't at lunch in the common room and went straight upstairs.

"It's scawy in 'ere." James mumbled when Regulus sat him down on the bed, looking around the room.

Regulus stopped pacing and crouched down infront of the boy, giving him a gentle smile. "I know, baby but I'm here. I won't let anything happen to you, I promise." And that seemed to calm him a bit.

Regulus climbed onto the bed and crossed his legs, James climbed and sat between them, giggling when regulus played with his curls.

"Jamie? What happened?" Regulus asked, James turned round in his lap so he was looking up at him with those big brown eyes.

"Potion went boom!" He exclaimed, giggling and throwing his arms in the air, almost hotting regulus and he couldn't help but laugh.

Just then, the dorm door flew open and Barty, Evan, Pandora and Dorcas all stepped in, stopping at the door and watching the interaction.

"So it's true then? Potters a toddler." Dorcas laughed. She hadn't been at lunch she's been 'studying'. She walked over and sat on the bed, ruffling James curls which made him stick his tongue out at her. "He's still at the same maturity level then."

James eyebrows furrowed. "What that mean?"

They laughed.

"Hopefully it won't last long." Pandora commented, resting her head on regulus shoulder.

"How the fuck did that happen?"

"Potion went boom apparently." Regulus shrugged.

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jamie pushes her hair away from her face. it's always messy, she can't control it. not that she wants to. it's always concealed by her hat anyway. she's sat at a red light, bike between her legs. she's gotta get to sirius' flat, sirius wants her to meet her younger sister. so she's biking across town. it's warm out, good day for biking.

the light switches and she starts biking again, flying down the street and watching all the cars go by. she doesn't see the girl she nearly crashes into. "watch it!" the girl shouts, flipping them off. jamie brakes and swings around to look at her. bloody hell, is she pretty. she's got a long white skirt and oversized band tee. sirius has one exactly like that. their hair's curly and hangs loosely to their shoulders, held back by headphones. their tote bag has the words 'i didn't really fall. i just sauntered vaguely downwards' printed on it. so pretty.

"sorry!" she yells over. "sorry, i didn't see you!"

"are you blind?" the stranger snaps. they're heading the same way. jamie just smiles at their yelling, feeling a warm blush on their face. "why are you smiling?"

"i smile a lot."

"right. and you're smiling when i'm yelling at you because-"

"yell at me more."

"bloody psychotic," the stranger passes them, walking up ahead. jamie starts biking beside them. "following me, are you?"

"well, i'm going the same way as you. sorry for nearly killing you. what's your name?"

"as if i'd tell the strange girl who just nearly killed me."

"i'm jamie."

"potter?"

"yeah! that's my last name! how'd you know?"

"i'm regina."

"you're sirius' sister?"

"yes."

"oh my god. you're pretty."

"excuse me?"

"sirius said they're prettier than you. i don't think that's true." regina purses her lips. "well, regina-"

"reggie."

"hm?"

"call me reggie."

marlene has a wolfcut

mary has an afro

dorcas has braids

alice has a pixiecut

lily's hair is untamable

pandoras hair is frizzy from her experiments