I Relate To Vampire So Much

"One summer night I fell asleep, hoping the world would be different when I woke. In the morning, when I opened my eyes, the world was the same."

Aristotle and Dante discover the secrets of the universe by Benjamin Alire Sàenz

Page 5, Chapter One

This is prefection

All three generations 🤍

The maruaders are feminist. If they lived as teens rn, in 2022, they'd be obsessed with Taylor Swift and Girl in Red, they'd hate on Andrew Tate so much, they'd absolutely adore Alice Oseman (especially Remus, he'd have all her books), they'd argue with old math teachers who've lived decades longer than they should have and say awful shit to girls, they'd love Jenna Ortega and our feminist queen, Emma Watson.

Guys if ur gay and agggtm fan please read How to find a missing girl. It's about a chaotic pansexual trying to find her missing ex girlfriend and her sister who went missing a year ago all while trying not to get in trouble with the police, again.

Whenever I read fics with main pairing Jily (As a Jegulus shipper) I hear that SpongeBob audio.

Lily: Oh no, I’ve lost my pen

James: Here, you can borrow mine

*Reg in the distance*: I lost something once

DON’T MAKE COMMENTS ON CHILDREN’S WEIGHT

This is the fucking reason for my disorder

Meet the VK's (three out of four)

Regulus was walking along the narrow, dirt covered streets, smoke flowing around him. He stared straight ahead, people jumped out of the way to let him past. At the end of the street, it opened out into a large square, the island centre. A kind of market. A few stalls made out of scrap wood and metal sat around in one corner, streets sprouted off and a few people walked around.

Regulus stood in the centre of the concrete, looking around. In the shadows of the back corner, he spotted who he was looking for. He quickly walked over to her. Pandora Lestrange, youngest child and only daughter of the Queen of Hearts.

Pandora was Regulus' closest friend. She was quiet like him and sweet, probably the only half nice person on the island. She was soft spoken and seemed shy but was really the opposite. She also noticed everything.

"Regulus. I guess you've heard." Pandora smiled slightly, not looking away from the group of people she was observing.

"I have. Its ridiculous. Of course, Sirius is happy. Can't wait to make a princess fall in love with him. And mother. Oh, you won't believe her plan." He rolled his eyes. It was insanity.

"Oh no, I believe it. Bellatrix told me." Bellatrix was married to Pandora's oldest brother, Rodolphus, and also happened to be Regulus' insane cousin. She once stabbed her sister in the hand to get out of another lecture on how awful snow white was from her mother.

"Have you seen-" Regulus was cut off by a loud bang. He loomed up to see Evan Rosier jump off the roof of a makeshift house and crash through one of the stall roofs. "-Evan."

"Rosier!" The woman who owned the stall reached out to slap him but Evan ducked, jumping out of the way. He began to walk away when he noticed Regulus and Pandora. His face broke into a grin as he began to walk towards them.

"Pandora! Regulus! Just who I was looking for!" He shouted across the square, stealing a half rotten apple as he passed the stall.

He leaned against the wall between the two, lowering his voice. "Have you heard?"

"Yep." Regulus replied quickly.

"And the plan?-"

"That too." Pandora nodded.

"Well-" Evan clapped both his friends on the shoulder, "-We're going to the mainland!"

If i wrote this, would you read it??

Once upon a time, a long time ago, well, about twenty years ago, Euphemia married her beast onfront of 6000 of their closest friends. Instead of a honeymoon, as a wedding present to their people, the couple united all of the kingdoms and got themselves elected as the King and Queen of The Kingdoms of Godrics Hollow.

They rounded up all the villians and sidekicks, basically all the most interesting people, and threw them onto a small island called Azkaban with a magic barrier to keep them there.

This, is my home. No magic. No WiFi. No. Way. Out.

Well, that's what I thought.

Prince James Potter, future King of the Kingdoms of Godrics Hollow, has a plan. A plan he's really passionate about. To bring the villian kids over to Godrics Hallow to attend Hogwarts and have a chance at being normal teenagers.

He picks four kids to bring over. Pandora Lestrange, youngest child of the Queen of Hearts. Evan Rosier, son of Gaston. And the two sons of Maleficent, Sirius Black and his younger brother, Regulus.

Regulus also has a plan. To destroy Godrics Hollow and bring the villians back to power. Nothing can stop him.

Except maybe the Prince

Impregnation 💀💀

First thing you see after you zoom in is how you die

How you dying 👀

*a year later*

Remus: I said I do first

Sirius: I was attracted to you first

Remus: Well, I confessed first

Sirius: Well, I asked you out first

Remus: Well, I said i loved you first

Sirius: Oh well...

Sirius: *Gets down on one knee*

Sirius: I proposed first

Remus: WAIT WHAT

Omg I actually love this

the moon and the stars 🌌

(reblogs would be great aha *winks*)