"You are such a monster that I gave them this murder for free," I cackle and enjoy his death.
“Please! I have a wife and children!” He cries under your grip as you hold the knife above him. You burst out laughing, “WHO do you think sent me?”
The extra cones and rods in your eyes make it easy to identify fake photos and videos. One day when you’re testifying in court, you notice one of the jurors is “fake”
A Tutorial.
"I'm into piss" ok
"I'm into shit" ok
"I'm into vore" ok
"I'm into farts" ok
"I'm into [paraphilia]" ok
"I'm into mpreg" ok
"I'm into feet"
Ok...? Why are u telling me this like ur gonna get ur ass beat 😭🙏
Like... Gimme 10 reasons why you should be ashamed.
Don't listen to others, dude, it's who you are, accept it. Nobody knows what you do in your free time so don't bother worrying about things people cant see <3 just continue being you and quit worrying, I'm sure 70% of us have atleast one weird kink/fetish. They're probs just projecting by saying how weird it is lol
As long as what you do is consensual, doesn't hurt anyone/isn't acted out irl if it is dangerous, then don't worry, nothing is wrong <3
Even if it's problematic, it's not bad if you don't act on it :3
WHY IS SIGMA SO BEAUTIFUL I JUST WANNA PUT HIM IN A POTATO MASHER AND MASH HIM
Inserting bsd characters into my favorite memes
Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad.
Guys I just got a phone!!!!! I've been on pc until now
This is how I feel emotionally
Kunikida calls Dazai twice a day to check up on him. And I hc that when Dazai getting his stuff which got confiscated by the staff of Mersault. He takes his phone and has multiple voice messages from Kunikida.
Dazai starts listening to them and it’s everything Kunikida would usually to say him. Checking up on him, giving updates etc Dazai laughs to himself when Kunikida correctly guesses what he’d say if he was talking to him.
He checks the number of messages, it’s two for everyday since Dazai’s been gone. Kunikida never stopped checking up on him even when Dazai couldn’t answer. Dazai had missed those phone calls, they’d become a part of his day and he had missed Kunikida, the Agency so much.
He smiles and hits record, it’s about time he replied.