Has Anyone Else Ever Considered Holding A Bowl Under Their Freshly Unclogged Gutters To Harvest The Soup?

Has anyone else ever considered holding a bowl under their freshly unclogged gutters to harvest the Soup?

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6 months ago

Right, considering the current state of corporate politics on this site, and that it seems that only those affected seem to be actively speaking on the matter, this needs to be dragged out to a wider audience.

This extends to refusing to believe in bogus call-out posts for frankly minuscule thinks such as being horny or kinky, especially if the target is presenting in an β€˜unconventional’ manner, (therians, etc.) this double standard where it is seen as β€˜degenerate’ for transfemmes to merely exist in certain spaces, yet everyone else is fine to do so is disgusting and part of the reason for the backlash.

PUTTING TERFS DNI IS NOT THE BE ALL AND END ALL, YOU GENUINELY HAVE TO PUT YOUR MORALS OF BEING RESPECTFUL INTO PRACTICE.

Right, Considering The Current State Of Corporate Politics On This Site, And That It Seems That Only

REBLOG IF YOUR ACCOUNT IS A TRANSFEM SAFE SPACE.

We need to show these higher ups how much we truly value them.

Edit 1: Changed the wording of the post and decided to put in a reminder.

Edit 2: Further Re-iteration on the wording and format edits.


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9 months ago

Some LGBTQIA+ Statistics:

9% of the world's population identifies as LGBTQIA+ (738 million)

3% of the world's population identifies as transgender or nonbinary (246 million)

1.7% of the world's population is intersex (139.4 million)

A large slice of the pie.


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11 months ago
FUCK AMERICA HAPPY 100TH BIRTHDAY CEASAR SALAD πŸ‡²πŸ‡½πŸ‡²πŸ‡½πŸ‡²πŸ‡½β—β—β—

FUCK AMERICA HAPPY 100TH BIRTHDAY CEASAR SALAD πŸ‡²πŸ‡½πŸ‡²πŸ‡½πŸ‡²πŸ‡½β—β—β—


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2 months ago

I feel that sometimes people forget dogs are, in fact, animals that Can Kill You.

I've met more than enough chihuahuas to know this


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1 month ago

like, listen, the best dynamic for tma/wtnv crossover is cecil being cheerfully oblivious and jon being at first all serious & sinister like he is abt statements and then gradually being more and more confused by this strange happy man. like. for example.

jon: statement of cecil palmer, regarding...

cecil: oh, idk, i guess i went to target last week?

jon, ominous: ...regarding a trip to target. statement recorded direct from subject.

cecil, with that 'never mind all that' tone: o...kay! so as always the target greeters saw me at the door and were all like 'our dark lord shall feast on those who enter here' and i was like 'great! do you guys have those infuser water bottles?' because carlos saw some on tv and was telling me--

jon: i'm sorry, the target greeters said what?

cecil: you know, their standard greeting! it's been standard since the 90s, when they changed it from 'beware the burden your soul will bear'!

jon, getting less ominous as he gets more confused: ...right. continue?

cecil: anyway, carlos was telling me all about how proper hydration can help deter throat spiders--

jon: throat what.


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11 months ago

what it that emotion where you taste battery acid on your tongue


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