To Be Completely Composed Or To Be Utterly Unhinged? That Is The Question.
To be completely composed or to be utterly unhinged? That is the question.
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like, listen, the best dynamic for tma/wtnv crossover is cecil being cheerfully oblivious and jon being at first all serious & sinister like he is abt statements and then gradually being more and more confused by this strange happy man. like. for example.
jon: statement of cecil palmer, regarding...
cecil: oh, idk, i guess i went to target last week?
jon, ominous: ...regarding a trip to target. statement recorded direct from subject.
cecil, with that 'never mind all that' tone: o...kay! so as always the target greeters saw me at the door and were all like 'our dark lord shall feast on those who enter here' and i was like 'great! do you guys have those infuser water bottles?' because carlos saw some on tv and was telling me--
jon: i'm sorry, the target greeters said what?
cecil: you know, their standard greeting! it's been standard since the 90s, when they changed it from 'beware the burden your soul will bear'!
jon, getting less ominous as he gets more confused: ...right. continue?
cecil: anyway, carlos was telling me all about how proper hydration can help deter throat spiders--
jon: throat what.
GUYS GUYS GUYS
Have you ever had a bagel with cream cheese, cinnamon, and maple syrup?
Turns out it's the best thing ever
WEEE!! WEEEE!!! WEEE!!! YAYYY!! YIPPIE! WAHOO! AWAWAWA!!! WEE WEE WAA WAA WAA! ZWEEM !! BABABABA! YAHOOO WEE YAY WYEE !! WEWEWEE!!
tiny woop
[ID: doodle of a tiny wooper sticking its head out of some grass. the wooper is so tiny.]
Finally oh my god…. That was ridiculous….
tumblr is full of phrases that we are all so desensitized to that they're just normal, but if you say it to a person in real life its so funny to them its a one-hit insta kill
