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How worthless.
I'm still obsessed with this Sukuna shot.... I really liked the shadow play vibes from it
Steve: Let’s just hug it out. Come on, hug it out.
Everyone: [struggles into a group hug]
Tony: Who took my wallet?
Y/N: Sorry.
I miss my silly lil Gojo :(
You like to call your boyfriend cute when you talk about him to your coworkers, saying things like: “He’s so cute, he cooks for me all the time!” or “My boyfriend just bought me this flower bouquet for our date! Isn’t he the cutest?” and it planted an image into your coworkers mind of your boyfriend being this soft looking guy. So they definitely didn’t expect a tall muscular guy with a face that literally embodies “if looks could kill” to walk into the building claiming to be your boyfriend and that you had asked him to pick you up. But it did help a little when you run into his arms telling how much you miss him and for a moment, they catch his hard face turned soft. Ok maybe he was a little cute.
-Sakusa, Ushijima, Kageyama, Iwaizumi, Tsukishima.
REBLOGS ARE APPRECIATED!
the way sasaki gently kissed miyanos hand ruined me for future lovers
Peter: Wade, you can’t go to Phoenix with us. It’s in Arizona.
Wade: Ohhh right…
Kate, to Wade: Why can’t you go to Arizona?
Wade: Let’s just say there might be a warrant there for my arrest… and in Ohio… and in some other states I can never remember.
Y/N: You need to remember the song I made for you!
Y/N, singing: What are the states where Wade can’t go? Arizona, Utah, and Ohio!
Kate: Oh my god…
Y/N, singing: There’s three more states where Wade can’t be. Texas, New Hampshire, and Tennessee!
Wade, singing: I’m also not welcome in Europe!
Steve: who’s turn is it to give an inspirational speech?
Natasha, sighing: Y/n’s
Y/n: Eat ass, skate fast bitches
Peter, wiping away a tear: truly inspirational, you’ve changed my life
Steve looking into the camera like he’s on the office: I hate my life
“feminine urge” this and “masculine urge” that ok but what about the “mentally unstable urge” to rewatch the twilight saga for the 20th time just to feel something
I just love when a fanfic is so very soft that I have to stop reading every three rows and walk around my room for a bit with a hand on my heart while whispering "oh my god they glanced at eachother", because I get too overwhelmed with love and sweetness.
let’s play a game called “is this a line from twilight, or an excerpt from a shrek fanfic”
I’ve been in absolute tears cry laughing at this for the past 15 minutes.
PATREON | Ko-fi 💕
people getting pissed off over everyone dunking on the queen sound like this
enemies to lovers with kageyama doesn't even work because he won't even think of you as an enemy you're just an annoyance
“We’re not buying those. Put them back!”
reminder to:
straighten your back
go pee goddAMN IT STOP HOLDING IT
go take your meds if you need to
drink some water
go get a snack if you havent eaten in a while
maybe wander around the house/stretch a little if you’ve been sat at the computer a while (artists especially: sTRETCH THOSE WRISTS)
reply to that text/message from earlier you’d forgotten about
maybe send a nice lil message to someone having a bad day?
marvel writers: steve rogers is straight! he had sex with a woman! he lost his virginity with a woman cuz he loves females!
steve and bucky in the captain america trilogy:
MY GRANDPA WANTED TO BE AN ARTIST
BUT HE HAD 7 KIDS AND A WIFE TO FEED SO HE ENDED UP OWNING A GROCERY STORE AFTER SERVING IN WW2
TODAY MY DAD WAS CLEANING THE HOUSE AND FOUND SOME PENCIL DRAWINGS THAT MY GRANDPA DID AND ASKED IF I WANTED TO HAVE THEM AND I
CAN WE JUST LOOK AT THIS
MY BAD WEBCAM PICTURES DON’T EVEN DO THEM JUSTICE LIKE LOOK AT THESE
MY GRANDPA NEVER BECAME A FAMOUS ARTIST
BUT I WANT TO MAKE HIM KNOWN
me filling out kinktober requests on google docs:
Fuwa encounter
iwaizumi has never once forgotten a date.
oikawa's always told him it makes him sound weird and robotic—that no one remembers the exact day they broke their first bone or had their first kiss, iwa. that memories pass and days fade and you're not meant to remember the exact date of every little thing, but, if he's being completely honest, iwaizumi kind of likes it.
he's never forgotten a date, and so today, your birthday, is really no exception.
granted, he didn't expect himself to be standing at your front porch with a little piece of paper stuffed in his pocket today—but facetime just didn't seem like enough and he couldn't stomach the idea of you getting your birthday gift from the postman, so here he is.
"hajime?" you hover in the doorway, eyeing him, and for a moment, he thinks this might have been an incredibly stupid idea. "what are you doing here?"
"your birthday," he breathes. "i didn't wanna miss it."
and you laugh, "so you came all the way here?"
"so i came all the way here, yeah." he stands there for a moment, hoping to gauge some kind of reaction out of you, but he's caught between shock and horror, so that isn't really doing him any good.
"you really didn't have to"
"i know, i just," he hesitates, digging around in his pocket for a moment before he fishes out the paper. "i really wanted to hear your voice and i really wanted to give this to you in person and i really didn't want you to think i forgot, so here."
normally, he would curse himself for the word vomit, but right now he's a little busy thrusting an envelope into your hands for him to bring himself to care.
"oh-" you hold the letter between your fingers, twisting the little opening of the envelope in your hands. "what is it?"
and he eyes you.
"okay, yeah, yeah i have to open it to find out. you don't even have to say it," you say, and he chokes out a little laugh.
"at least you figured it out, i guess." he watches you sink your fingers beneath the little cover, unfolding the sheets in your hands and, he really considers telling you to wait until later to read it. he doesn't.
"babe?" you ask, and you look like you could cry. "did you write me a love letter for my birthday?"
he did. it's brief, incredibly so, and he's not sure he said anything that he was trying to say, but it's in his handwriting and it's in your hands, so he's not sure he could take it back now if he tried. truthfully, judging by the way your eyes spill across the words, holding the little letter in shaky hands, he's not so sure he'd want to either.
"something like that," he shrugs. "just—don't make fun of me if it sounds stupid."
"hajime," you start.
"or do, i guess, it doesn't really matter and it's your birthday so whatever makes you happy—"
"haji." he pauses.
"sorry, what?"
and you kiss him. it's a crash of lips and a crinkle of paper and the joining of the both of you on your little doorstep. it's the twisting of breaths and the ache of reunion and happy birthday whispered across your tongue.
you kiss him, and when you're finished, and your lips are sucking in every little twist of air they can muster, you kiss him again. you kiss him until his lungs ache—until his being is as much yours as it is his own, until the rain starts coming down too hard and you're both too soaked to think and you're pulling him inside by the wrist, so you can take him to your room and stare at his handwriting a little more.
you kiss him, and iwaizumi realizes at that moment that really, really likes remembering dates, especially if they're for you.
Your writing will always feel awkward to you, because you wrote it.
Your plot twists will always feel predictable, because you created them.
Your stories will always feel a bit boring to you, because you read them a million times.
They won't feel like that for your reader.
The Haikyuu Boys Walk
in on Miss Manager Changing
Karasuno x Female Manager; Fukurodani x Female Manager
Warnings: invasion of privacy (please always knock before entering), mentions of female clothing (bras, panties), staring, idk what else to put 🤣
AN: This is a request from Karasuno Anon! I love all my headcannons but this one made me giggle 🤣
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Karasuno
First off, it's the whole team who walks in 🤣
Literally a freaking trickle effect
🌟It starts something like this 🌟
It's almost the end of practice
You, Yachi and Kiyoko are talking and comparing notes while the guys finish up
Ukai tells you that you three can go change because the boys can handle the clean up
Plus, Ukai knows you deserve a break 👏🏻
On your way out, Kiyoko says she's going to make copies of the notes
Yachi asks to go along because why the heck not 😅
You decide to go ahead and change
You are in the midst of taking you pants off when you hear voices outside the door 👂🏻
You don't think much of it because the boys club room is right next door
That is 👀 until you hear the voices stop outside the door
Now, I know what your thinking 🤚🏻
It wasn't planned
Because it's not Tanaka and Noya, oh no no no it's Hinata and Kageyama 🤣
"Crappy-yama you are no better than the great king"- Hinata
"Shut up you human Tangerine! I'm way better than that loser Oikawa"- Kageyama
They are arguing about none other than the man, the myth, the legend himself 🙌🏻
Unfortunately they neglect the fact that they have stopped one door short 👀
As in, in front of the female changing room 👀
So when the door opens and you meet the eyes of Hinata and Kags
Oh boy 🤦♂️
First off, you reach to cover yourself
Let's say you were just in your bra and panties when they walked in
You 👉🏻 grab a towel and yell "what the hell you two get OUT!"
Hinata and Kags 👉🏻👁👄👁
You 👉🏻 STOP STARING AND GET OUTTT!!!
Hinata and Kags 👉🏻👁👄👁
Needless to say, you screaming did not affect them
But it did reach the ears of a few others
Tanaka and Noya come running 🏃♂️
No way is someone going to mess with their precious YN
They stop outside the door 🧍♂️ 🧍♂️ and gawk at you 😵😵
Literal jaws on the floor, drool flowing GAWK
you 👉🏻 WILL YOU ALL KINDLY LEAVE ME TO CHANGE IN PEACE
Hinata, Kags, Noya and Tanaka 👉🏻👁👄👁
You 👉🏻 I WILL PUNCH YOU ALL IN THE FACE IF YOU DO NOT LEAVE
message not received YN they just stare 😳
Luckily for you, Daichi, Suga, Asahi, Ennoshita, Kinoshita and Narita are not far behind
Not sure if that's luck or karma 😅
Daichi hears you shout and RUNS 🏃♂️ to see the 4 idiots starting at you
Daichi will freak
"STOP STARING AT YN SHES NAKED"- Daichi
"Yn's Naked? Jesus YN close the door!"- Suga
"I did close the door! Hinata and Kageyama walked in on me!"- you
"It was an accident! Kageyama distracted me"- Hinata
"I did not!!"- Kageyama
They literally break our into a fight in the doorway 🙄
You are still standing there in your towel
Ennoshita reacts and shoves a still gaping Tanaka and Noya out the door
Literally the door is shutting and Tanaka and Noya are just like
🚪 👁👄👁
Asahi is shouting apologizes through the door and Narita says they should get you a lock
Tsukki and Yams pull up and are unfazed
Literally this is like a daily occurrence
When Kiyoko and Yachi come back, Kiyoko steps over Hinata and Kags
Who are now rolling on the floor fighting 😅
"Did they walk in on you again YN?"- Kiyoko
Yachi just looks from you to Kiyoko
"They've done this before?"- Yachi
"It's a weekly occurrence"- you 🤣
You'll never know peace YN 🥰
Fukurodani
It's Bokuto
It's always Bokuto 🤣
Seriously, the whole team has to be on top if their game simply because of Bokuto
They have no other choice
You're the newest manager for the powerhouse known as Fukurodani
And also Bokuto's babysitter
Seriously, we've established this before
You were strictly hired to care for Bokuto
He is simply too much work for Akaashi 😅
However, Bokuto has now developed a slight attachment to you YN
He literally can't go 1 hour without seeing you
You've become the mans muse YN 🥰
He's so freaking cute and I'm so jealous 😭
Anyways, it's late and practice is coming to an end
Bokuto has been going an hour on his spikes and it's time to shut 👏🏻 it 👏🏻 down 👏🏻
"Bokuto sweetie it's time to put the volleyballs away now"- you
"Yn noooo" Bokuto 🥺
Akaashi doesn't understand but he trusts the process 😅
"Bo, you know you'll hurt yourself if you keep going. Hey how about this? We walk home together and stop for something to eat?"- you
This man is food driven and I needn't say more 🍙
So while Bokuto is running around cleaning up the gym because he has so so SO much energy
You tell Akaashi you're going to change and will meet him and Bokuto out front
Akaashi hears this, comprehends this and files it away
Bokuto does not hear this, comprehend nor file anything 🤣
So when Akaashi is headed to the changing room with Bokuto
Bokuto suddenly gets a great idea
"Akaashiiii let's go for Ramen!!! I love that idea! I'm going to tell YN right now!"- Bokuto
It takes .03 seconds for Akaashi to realize what Bokuto is about to do
Unfortunately for him, it only takes Bokuto .029999 seconds to act 😂
The door to the girls changing room SLAMS open
There you are, standing in a towel right after your shower 🚿
It's a classic case of 🎶 when he looks at me, and I look at him and he looks at me, AND I LOOK AT HIMMMM 🎶
Bokuto 👉🏻🤪😐😳😲
You 👉🏻 BOKUTO WHAT THE HELL
Akaashi will literally cover his eyes, pull Bokuto out by the collar of his shirt and shut the door
All while his hand covers his eyes 🙈
Mans is exceptional 💅
Bokuto will just stand there staring at the door
Legit this is the first time he realized you were a girl, like an ACTUAL girl 🤣
"Bokuto you can't just run into the girls changing room! That's such a huge violation of privacy!"- Akaashi
Bokuto is still staring at the door
"Come on let's go get changed and then you can think of a way to make it up to YN"- Akaashi, now staring to walk away
"Bokuto are you coming?"- Akaashi, turning around to see Bokuto STILL STARING AT THE DOOR 🚪
"Akaashi..."
"Yeah..."
"I think Im in love" ☺️ Bokuto
Well, at least Bokuto's emo modes are taken care of for the foreseeable future
All thanks to YN 🤗
u think i am joking but this is genuinely how i look while writing: “god, you’re so fucking wet” and “such a good girl” for the hundreth time in my miserable existence
REUNION BROTHERS - FITLER EFFECT (FAN ART)
PH: "Keiid"