Stabbymcjones - An Ignorant Fool

tell me why i assumed for no reason that raymond and loose duke are lovers

it’s been a rough night, but chungle-down bimothy is keeping me afloat

shiro: matthew holt stop it!

matt: that’s not my name

shiro: oh sorry i just assumed matt was short for matth-

matt: mathematics holt.

shiro: you’re…you’re fucking with me

matt: what? so i’m a liar now?

shiro: no…i…

matt: yeah i’m fucking with you

Wizard who got tired of fighting and casts fucked up unethical spells like “super brain hemorrhage” to end them faster

changing my name to cumulous rocks because during this whole episode i was either stunned or dying 

everyone is talking about how amethar is probably going to die, but i feel in some instinctual, miserable part of my heart that this is where we say goodbye to lapin. i hope above all else that people will be clowning on me in two hours for thinking something so dumb

For a while my Dave Strider cosplay included $400 Gucci shades I found on the ground at Disneyland and a $60 pair of black Vans I found on the street and honestly I feel it’s the most canon cosplay I ever did

why weren’t you at reality practice

yo, sweet fucking vindication. pok fuckgak is canon, boys

i’m filing an injury claim against dimension 20 because the whiplash in moods this episode is hurting me more than last episode hurt my feelings