Hi I Have Seen Your Jacket! Im Keeping It Though

You think I’m not a goddess? [inspired by x]

tommy’s apartment concerns have gone from -> accidentally doxxing himself -> his landlord not letting him shout -> asbestos -> fire drills -> There is a doll sitting on Tommy’s bed. His name is Uncle Nasty. He is a most definitely possessed doll that Tommy received from an old woman who approached him on the beach because he looked lonely. Tommy had to exchange a lock of hair to obtain Uncle Nasty. He does not know the name of the woman he gave his hair to. The lights in his apartment are flickering. He does not know why they are flickering. Uncle Nasty moved on the bed. No he didn’t. Badboyhalo is here now.

They say judas is in hell because he betrayed jesus but thats actualy a misconception, that was gods plan and so he didnt do anything wrong. Judas however IS in hell because god thinks he made his son gay

Talin Tahajian, “It’s November again” [ID in ALT]

Band member who doesn't play any instruments or sing, he's just There (They're a lovejoy cover band.)

To be clear: Ranboo is NOT a manager, songwriter, or tech. He is on stage for every performance. Sometimes he drinks 7up through the mask directly into the microphone.

lgbtq people are like "look at my babygirl!!!" and the babygirl is a middle-aged man who has gone through the horrors of life

in order to combat the homophobia "allegations" I think chris pratt should come out as bi and fabricate an entire fake narrative about him and chris hemsworth being lovers (chris hemsworth starts going by hemmy so that they aren't a chris4chris couple). pratt says that they wanted to tongue kiss on the set of the new thor movie but big marvel silenced them, and #ShowtheKiss starts trending on twitter in support of their brave statement. the two of them get so caught up in this lie that it persists for several years, culminating in them getting married as a publicity stunt before chris pratt ultimately breaks down and comes out as homophobic, divorcing chris hemsworth and posting several angry twitter threads insulting him. instead of coming clean though, chris hemsworth doubles down on the lie and releases a very emotional notes app tweet about how chris pratt shattered his heart during this stressful and complicated divorce. he says that he can no longer go by "chris" or "hemmy" because both of those names remind him too much of his lost love, so he starts going by "sworth" exclusively to cope. of course, the internet collectively loses their shit over the situation and chris pratt's name is permanently ruined as a result, since he has now been labelled the man that made it so sworth can never love again.

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZTdfVpvmg/ c!tommy post i thought you’d appreciate

this is so cute.. made me giggle

it can’t follow you through the portal.

it hurts to love you because you dont love me back

mark strand / colette lush / edward m. forster / christian kuria / salma deera / flannery o’connor / blythe baird / ijeoma umebinyuo / richard siken / ib vyache / blythe baird