That Scene Where Ghostboo Gives Tubbo The Pink Tulip :]

quack quack

randomly just remembered that time tubbo’s mc fox died and he called ranboo about it but ranboo was at the dentist’s office w his family and left to talk tubbo thru his grief for a videogame fox from a nearby field

being alive is great because there is so much Dan and Phil Games games to watch. but then there’s also The Horrors.

he is 38 years old, a stinky baby, a grown man with dick and balls, my son who is 3 apples tall, a fucking idiot, a gay twink, and my lesbian wife

shout out to the literal fan fiction happening a few blocks from my apartment. there has been this halal meat market on the corner for like 19 years that the owner’s son just inherited and directly across the street this woman opened a kosher grocery store and since day one they’ve had this very friendly fake rivalry, playing it up for the customers, it’s always been super goofy and light hearted. so turns out last night she proposed in the middle of the afternoon rush in the meat market and he said YES and she’s moving her store to the adjacent empty storefront on the left so they can have a JOINT GROCERY STORE it is so fucking cute I wish them the happiest marriage ever

the mundanity of the unimaginable

marie howe, from “how some of it happened” / oscar wilde, from the picture of dorian gray / andrew grace, from “do you consider writing to be therapeutic?” / leila chatti, from “what will happen” / franny choi, from “notes on the existence of ghosts” / richard siken, from an interview with james hall / james baldwin, from giovanni’s room

google how to reach salvation no god no religion in 5 minutes

I wanted to download We Will Rock You, but…

something something tree metaphor idk y'all figure it out

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merry christmas from these blockheads 🎄❄️

Shout out to fanfic writers who write their favourite characters into incredibly specific niches like complex academic studies or horse taming or the intricacies of the fashion industry or historical politics just because they love it. I do in fact want to learn about your niche interests disguised as a slash fic, thank you