BRUCE WAYNE

i am a private person who doesn’t like talking about their life but who also compulsively overshares at any given opportunity. hope that helps

THIS outfit *and* the white streak peeking out? Carmine Di Giandomenico (artist) and Arif Prianto (colorist) I owe you my life

Look how visually effective this is, I LOVE it

from The Joker: The Man Who Stopped Laughing #2

talia in arab clothing 😈

when you are forced to listen to your classmate at lunch read their 300k word batman smut fanfic and know you have to go home and look ur dad in the eye

listen listen listen i GET the humor and the delight of bruce being awkward mumble autism dad to baby Dick Grayson but also after that first week or so? the magic thing about having kids as an autistic parent is that sometimes they sort of just. rewire your boundaries and become exceptions. like sensory overload? still happens. but the kid can crawl all over me some days even if i don't want anyone else to touch me. my socially avoidant, quiet in public autistic husband? he is LOUD with our kids. they have their own entire culture of in-jokes and puns.

so what i'm saying is, i love mumblecore autism bruce. i do. but i also think the galaxy brain take is when Dick Grayson slips in as his exception. the person who doesn't exactly count as "socializing," that he has jokes with and talks to sometimes for hours (mixed with those long silences), and spends a lot of time carrying around on his back when Dick is clingy. it doesn't need to completely change him or how he acts in public, but he can also be comfortable enough to have fun with Dick Grayson, quiet or loud.

Based on a conversation I had with my friends today

Dick: Why are you crying?

Tim, crying: I just rewatched TASM 2 and Gwen didn't deserve that

Jason: [on his phone walking by] and you have a chemistry test tomorrow

Tim: [wailing harder] and I have a chemistry test tomorrow

Tim takes photos of Bernard all the time. Steph was his first serious relationship, but there are rules; no photos in suits.

Now? He can't help himself. Bernard Dowd, a wacky character, a ray of sunshine in Tim's life whos smile ignites every inch of Tim's body. He can't stop himself from capturing gentle moments, Bernard's wide smile when he explains his most peculiar theories or perhaps his burst of laughter when he finally beats Tim in Mario Cart.

Bernard was hardly aware of it at first, but as time went on he found himself becoming flustered, a blushing mess when he saw Tim's bedroom, a heart shaped collage coating one wall, a mural to Tim's lover.

Gomez Addams IMMEDIATELY going to Gotham after his weird nephew from New Jersey started dressing as a Bat, beating people up in the dead of night, dropped out of college, and called him to ask for sword fighting and eyeliner tips:

Yall cannot convince me that Bruce active on batman conspiracy boards and general shitster Wayne and Bernard my boyfriend is part of the mafia and robin is actually a drone created by the government Dowd wouldnt become best friends the second they are introduced to each other

Damian rn:

Bruce Wayne having to play Fuck, Marry, Kill on a talkshow, except all the options are JL members.