actually obsessed w the fact that bruce the hyena was an actual dog that was CGI’d to look more like a hyena instead of a green cgi man
reblog to beat the joker to death
I made another one...
i drew this and it looks adorable ngl
Honestly we really need more Bruce and Zatanna being childhood friends fics
I tried so fucking hard to make a Peter Parker one...
Btw this is in my math book AND I'm making a Tony Stark one.
Steph: I'm ten times funnier and sexier than you
Tim: 10 times 0 is still 0 though
Steph: Jokes on you, I can't do math
"came back wrong" this "lived wrong" that, what about dying wrong. my death will forever cling to you, leaving behind a slimy trail and a metallic taste in your mouth. my soul will forever drag you down like the heavy corpse of a long-dead god, who somehow still grants wishes. you can't tell which one of us is the one not letting go. you know not even your own death will end this.
Alfred, dying (but this will NEVER happen cuz Alfred is invincible): Goodbye... I love you all...
Dick, crying: Alfred!! No! You can't die!!
Damien: Yes Alfred! We can't survive!!
Alfred, weakly: You'll be alright...
Jason: We really won't be
Alfred: Master Bruce will take care of you.
Bruce: I really can't
Tim: Yeah, remember that one time where Bruce was making cereal.
Alfred: What's wrong with that?
Dick: ...he burnt the whole kitchen...
Bruce: Ok! That was one time!
Jason: But what about the time where you burnt the toast? Or when you forgot to cook?
Bruce: ...
Alfred: ...
Alfred: Alright you guys won't survive.