Dick Grayson, age 10, self proclaimed master gymnast, but he’s more well known as Robin, Batman’s first sidekick. Right now he had managed to get ahold of his father’s cowl and cape. It was far too big for him of course, but that didn’t stop him messily putting it on. Speaking in the most deep and gravely voice the small boy could muster he said to himself, “I’m the night.”
He giggled, until he felt a tap to his shoulder. He turned around and saw the Batman himself giving him an unamused look.
“I am the night. You however-” he lightly tapped his forehead “-are my star.”
I just wanted to do a quick doodle of Jason Todd with Baby Damian. What if he never left the League and Raised Damian?
Instead of a playboy persona, I feel like this iteration of Bruce Wayne would be a disaster celebrity that people love because he's such a mess all the time. There are listicles like 'Top Ten Moments Bruce Wayne Was All of Us' and it's him falling asleep at the opera or dropping his coffee on the street and staring at it, clearly on the verge of tears. He'd get memed constantly and understand none of it. A WE publicist makes him a twitter account and he posts like a fifty-year old man, he just tweets 'Hello. I am Bruce Wayne.' or some shit and it goes viral.
Sooo... this is something that won't leave my head.
We know in the Batman Animated Series, Bruce was training under Giovanni, right? And he knew Zatanna.
Well, in the Young Justice universe, Bruce was little Zana's babysitter when Giovanni and his wife were busy with their performances.
Zatanna Zatara is the first child to give Bruce grey hairs.
I dare you to change my mind. 😉
Actually ... don't 😊
Tim: I want to tell Bruce that I'm queer but I just don't know how he'll handle it. How could he possibly understand?
Dick: *Having war flashbacks of a childhood spent dealing with Bruce sulking because he misses Khoa, grieving over Harvey, and breaking up with Clark every other month*
Dick: I think you're good, kid.
this is the only thing that matters to me
My biggest beef with the Joker is that he isn’t fucking funny.
He’s a level 2 jester performing for a level 10 king. His jokes are basic. There’s no rhythm to his punchlines. His slapstick is poorly timed. He has absolutely no sense of comedic rhythm and it destroys his whole aesthetic. His comedy relies on prior knowledge of his awful unfunny crimes and therefore doesn’t land 99% of the time. He doesn’t understand that fine line between mean and funny. He over-explains his jokes.
Overall, just a cringe wannabe clown who needs to brush his teeth.
damian, in a high voice, holding barbie: hey ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!
helana, in a deep voice, holding ken: nonsense, barbie. you’re staying home and having my kids
jason: what the fuck are you guys doing?
baby bat helana: playing systemic oppression
Based on a conversation I had with my friends today
Dick: Why are you crying?
Tim, crying: I just rewatched TASM 2 and Gwen didn't deserve that
Jason: [on his phone walking by] and you have a chemistry test tomorrow
Tim: [wailing harder] and I have a chemistry test tomorrow
Villain: Come and fight me!!
Spiderman: Alright but make it quick
Villain, sneering: Why? City not important anymore?!
Spiderman: No bro, ᵢ gₒₜ ₕₒₘₑwₒᵣₖ
Villain: Oh sorry bro, this can wait. Go do your homework.
Spiderman: You sure? I mean, I can-
Villain: Nonononono go do your homework
Spiderman: Really, it's fine. I can jus-
Villain: gO dO yOuR fUcKiNg HoMeWoRk!!! EdUcAtIoN iS iMpOrTaNt Or ElSe YoU'lL eNd Up LiKe Me!!
Spiderman: Ok then I'll definitely do my homework