real shit tbh
Getting your oil changed is like intimacy for cars... Idk... Hands deep, covered in oil, continuous rocking motion if you're being too rough....
I love you cuddle up to me kiss kiss kiss kiss
My mate is struggling to survive, (i warned her, her phone was going to die she didn't listen) I am waiting for her return (charge her phone) her scent is beginning to lessen i will never mate again
imagine dating me because you think i'm cute and then BANG 36 missed calls 67 double texts and 10 voicemails
Trying to frame pro-Luigi "punks" negatively by sharing that they *checks notes* hate pedophiles is hilarious
I want mutual worship. Look at me like your God and I will do the same for you. We are each other’s only salvation.
reblog to give the person you reblogged this from a little pumpkin 🧡
suggestive narilamb doodles, mainly memes/shitposts. some of this is not trod au canon and/or out-of-context on the timeline. Part 1/?
be careful, i have heard rumors that a gorgeous mother fucker is scrolling tumblr right fucking now
As of Jan 21st, 2025, a full copy of the constitution is no longer available on whitehouse.gov. I feel like this is a good time to remind everyone that the biggest threat to authoritarianism and facism is a well educated and informed population. Inform yourself and fight.
a copy of the document can still be found on the archives website. I think now is probably a good time to read it if you haven't and download it, incase it is erased from here as well.
https://constitutioncenter.org/media/files/constitution.pdf
First day using my cane went bad tbh-
I didn’t have it at the correct height so it hurt my shoulder for a while and now it’s sore and some people stared at me but it stopped me from falling so many times which is great I feel really supported by it which is great! My friends say that it matches my aesthetic which idek how it does but thank god it does
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