Ssomno1ence - ᴀᴜsᴛɪɴ

Sighs and twirls hair …. Jayvik……………. This isn’t fun I am rotting !!!!!

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I HAVE to stop I am giving myself 1 more arcane post after this and then I have to get back to loz somehow

Unfortunate interspecies linguistic parallels

Kicking off the Homestuck sideblog with a redraw from 2019!

painted a college fiddleford and ford polaroid :3

There's no way they are just friend

coast

‼️cw: blood, horror art

"out of all the grimwalkers, you looked the most like him."

monster wife

I turn 30 next month so here’s what I learned in my 20s:

—don’t work for startups, they’re always one ‘innovative idea’ away adding ‘sell your kidneys on the black market’ to your job description.

—keeping a collection of basic OTC medicine on you will save your life one day. I recommend Advil, Imodium, and TUMS.

—those little single-use glasses cleaning wipes are 1000% worth the money

—overly self-depreciating jokes just make people uncomfortable, wean yourself off of them

—you can buy dehydrated mini marshmallows in bulk online and they’re a godsend for hot cocoa

—people don’t care if you have fidget toys on your desk they just want to play with them

—try to go to bed BEFORE the existential ennui kicks in

navigating someone's carrd in 2018-2021