hdjlxjkgbjn real
literally me rn (on my period)
Yea, I think I have to spontaneously combust now sigh
People with children, pointing at my lack of offspring: “Aren't you afraid that in a few years you'll regret this decision?” Me, pointing at their little offspring: ”Aren't you afraid that in a few years you'll regret this decision?”
gonna start telling people who say they want kids "well you're still young" see how they like it
After Bertholdt's death, his friends gave him a dignified burial, for they were the only ones who knew that he was, in fact, a bad man, but not that bad; he sometimes said “good morning” and didn't kick puppies.
Bertholdt's actions, which involved stealing Polish food, led to free food around the world, because you can't steal food when it's free. This is to prevent similar threats on a global scale. It took a long time for people to get used to the fact that butter no longer costs as much as a bar of gold.
Many Polish roads have been destroyed by Bertrumbling and are urgently in need of repair.
(I'm joking, they've always looked like that XDDDD)
Years after these tragic events, life returns to normal. Only one still remembers the man who sacrificed his life to provide free food for humanity.
He spends his days in a new, better world, dreaming of seeing his beloved one more time...
(@grubyszopiel @aleja-gwiazd-biegniemy Isayama told me that he is grateful to us for bringing to life the original storyline that he was too afraid to show. Good job guys <3)
@aleja-gwiazd-biegniemy @grubyszopiel
Everything that you thought had meaning: every majonez dekoracyjny, ciastka HIT, or jajka and kiełbasa. None of it matters as you lie hungry in your kitchen. None of it changes what a tummy ache does to a body, we all hungy. But does that mean our lives are meaningless? Does that mean that there was no point in our being born? Would you say that of our stolen food? What about their taste? Were they meaningless...?
They were NOT! Their memory serves as an example to us all! The courageous yummies! The anguished yummies! Their tastes have meaning because we the living refuse to forget them! And as we ride to certain death, we trust our successors to do the same for us! Because my Polish Tumblr mutuals do not buckle or yield when faced with the cruelty of Bertholdt Hoover!
Quotes from the future!
Niechaj Order Heroicznych Pierogów dumnie ozdabia nasze klaty i utrzymuje brzuchy pełnymi! Ze łzami w oczach wspominam wszystkich poległych w tej bitwie, wszystkie zbite słoiki majonezów i wszystkie ciastka oraz jajka zniszczone pod bezlitosnym Bertrumblingiem naszego oprawcy. Ale nich będą one żywe w naszej pamięci i na naszych językach, albowiem tragedia ta wyznaczyła nowy początek i ukształtowała świat wolny od płacenia za jedzenie! Świat, o który walczyliśmy! Polska, którą ocaliliśmy!
@aleja-gwiazd-biegniemy @grubyszopiel
Everything that you thought had meaning: every majonez dekoracyjny, ciastka HIT, or jajka and kiełbasa. None of it matters as you lie hungry in your kitchen. None of it changes what a tummy ache does to a body, we all hungy. But does that mean our lives are meaningless? Does that mean that there was no point in our being born? Would you say that of our stolen food? What about their taste? Were they meaningless...?
They were NOT! Their memory serves as an example to us all! The courageous yummies! The anguished yummies! Their tastes have meaning because we the living refuse to forget them! And as we ride to certain death, we trust our successors to do the same for us! Because my Polish Tumblr mutuals do not buckle or yield when faced with the cruelty of Bertholdt Hoover!
Hey!
First of all, how are you?
Second, how is it being going with the Hange adopting R&B AU?
Any progress?
Hi!
I feel as good as a tired adult can be, I guess! Days are more peaceful now, so everything is fine with me, thank you! :DDD
There is progress! This beast is already 16 pages long in Word and almost doesn't sound like a complete chaos lolololol I swore to myself that I wouldn't devote so much thought and energy to this, but I betrayed myself, so... I dedicate almost every spare moment to this, and I hope to give it to Tumblr by the end of March at the latest!
“Archaeologists don't care what you identify as, they will define you by your biological sex.”
My honest reaction to archaeologists misgendering my bones 2500 years after my death:
Uważam, że polski fandom Mouthwashing powinien robić memy szkalujące jimmy'ego w stylu memów o papaju #pierdolsięjimmy
@wolf-in-a-bottle cho tutaj xD
(Don't mind me, just trying to persuade my Polish compatriots to insult jimmy with memes in the way we do with Pope John Paul II)
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