Can Blond Men Stop Being Burned Alive In Heroic Attempt To Fix A Hopeless Situation?

It makes so much more sense and is so stupidly funny XDD

Eren: In the future, people will invent an electrical device that uses suction, and often agitation, in order to remove dirt and other debris from carpets, hard floors, and other surfaces and some folks will call it your last name.

Bertholdt: WHAT.

Sometimes, when I'm worn out, I use an automatic translator when reading longer English texts. Sometimes the translator translates Bertholdt's last name. Translates it into “odkurzacz”. Which means “vacuum cleaner” in Polish.

Bertholdt Vacuum Cleaner.

I think this is important. I love the automatic translator.

roachees :3

fuck roach haters

all my homies love roaches 🪳

Yikes, seriously, people who are mean to fans of unpopular characters are STINKY!!

We're on a mission, guys

Break the stereotypes of an unlucky Friday the 13th with this, LET'S GOOOOOOOO

New Chapter Begins This Friday

You heard the poor cackler dude: our new chapter - No Good Deed - commences this Friday (the 13th)!

Thank you all for patience and support during this break. Remember that our Patreon offers early access to chapter pages, ranging from a week to a month ahead of public release depending on which tier you pick. Otherwise, be sure to tune in on Friday! 8D - RJ and Cat

Bertholdt: *bows his head very slightly* Reiner: HELL YEAH, it's the pat him on the head time!!

i feel like bert would love head pats because he doesn't get them often since he's so tall </3

Niechaj Order Heroicznych Pierogów dumnie ozdabia nasze klaty i utrzymuje brzuchy pełnymi! Ze łzami w oczach wspominam wszystkich poległych w tej bitwie, wszystkie zbite słoiki majonezów i wszystkie ciastka oraz jajka zniszczone pod bezlitosnym Bertrumblingiem naszego oprawcy. Ale nich będą one żywe w naszej pamięci i na naszych językach, albowiem tragedia ta wyznaczyła nowy początek i ukształtowała świat wolny od płacenia za jedzenie! Świat, o który walczyliśmy! Polska, którą ocaliliśmy!

Żyjmy!

Tyjmy!

Spożywajmy!

AMEN!!

@aleja-gwiazd-biegniemy @grubyszopiel

Everything that you thought had meaning: every majonez dekoracyjny, ciastka HIT, or jajka and kiełbasa. None of it matters as you lie hungry in your kitchen. None of it changes what a tummy ache does to a body, we all hungy. But does that mean our lives are meaningless? Does that mean that there was no point in our being born? Would you say that of our stolen food? What about their taste? Were they meaningless...?

They were NOT! Their memory serves as an example to us all! The courageous yummies! The anguished yummies! Their tastes have meaning because we the living refuse to forget them! And as we ride to certain death, we trust our successors to do the same for us! Because my Polish Tumblr mutuals do not buckle or yield when faced with the cruelty of Bertholdt Hoover!

My Polish Tumblr mutuals push forward!

My Polish Tumblr mutuals scream out!

My Polish Tumblr mutuals RAAAAAGE!

I have this

Anyone knows if a better quality of this pic exists? Need it for science

A preview of what 2025 has in store for us in I Hope So. All of the quotes are from upcoming pages. c:

And no, we're not revealing the context behind any of them. We want to keep y'all on your toes. lol

Inktober 2024 - Remote

Stal is the type of aloof person who likes theirs personal space and doesn't like to be bothered. Jerry, on the other hand, is the type of person who stands right in front of your face, likes other people's personal space and bothering. They definitely get along well <3 Sometimes. Occasionally. From time to time for sure <3

Personally, I'm gnawing the bones like a starving dog, and gristle is yummy.