I Wanna Talk About My New Favorite Girlie But She's Kind Of A Spoiler So I Gotta Let My Feelings Simmer

we are truly lost.

did i just get forcefemmed by the president of the united states?!?

fool! your magic could never compare to the likes of mine. i cast: stall internet!

shout out to games where the main progression is super serious but the endgame is just a fashion show with guns.

i'm baking mmmm yeah got something scrumptious ooooo boy so yummer bummers

concept 1: when dragons lose their teeth, humans and other humanoids will make weapons from them, either because they are strong/inherently magical or just as a novelty. these weapons are often used by great warriors, rulers, or priests for ceremony.

concept 2: the tooth fairy.

terrible poison. sweetest taste.

the price of a sip is agony.

but how tempting is just another drop.

think again

i’ve decided the new gender neutral form of Ms/Mr is just THE

mr grizz rn:

damn

like... all of it?