Thats The Coward's Way Out

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whoever said that in terms of male human and female pokemon breeding, vaporeon was the most compatible for humans was clearly just desperate to justify themselves.

first of all, they cite the fact that vaporeon is in the field egg group, a group composed of mammals. this completely ignores the fact that human-like pokemon have their own egg group, separate from the field group. humans are certainly human like, and would undoubtedly be a part of the human-like egg group.

next, they cite the size of the vaporeon (about 3ft) as being "large enough." if the goal is a perfectly compatable creature, "enough" won't cut it.

it is also noted that a vaporeon can handle roughness because of its access to... acid armor??? the description of acid armor makes it very clear that vaporeon is liquefying itself, making it impossible to interact with physically.

now, the real perfect "partner" pokemon is clearly cacturne

not only does it solve the problems listed above, but it also has access to water absorb. further more, cacturne is described in its pokedex entries as a persistence hunter. this would make it much more capable of endurance compared to vaporeon, which is likely ambush predator. it also has access to moves that could properly assist in the breeding process. endure, encore, body slam, helping hand...

cacturne is clearly the optimal choice for male human and female pokemon breeding.

oh sorry i was desperately trying to remember the conversation i had actually 5 seconds ago.

i'm baking mmmm yeah got something scrumptious ooooo boy so yummer bummers

What the sneef? I'm snorfin' here!

good meowning disciples of the boop.

ready your arms (or paws) and bap with reckless abandon. teach them the meaning of *boob*

scooby-doo used to talk in owo speak. so the gang took him to speech therapy, but all it did was get him to pronounce his w's like r's.

i will accept no other explanation.

Poorly drawn Cacnea line