Came Home Drunk Last Night And Got Way Too Excited To See My Cat

small swims ^_^

Wade: Awww whats wrong peanut?

Logan: Nothing Wade, just leave me alone.

Wade: Doesn’t sound like nothing :( sounds someone got their bones fused with Sadamantium :(

researching parrying daggers as a fun little treat and i'm delighted by how much every single one of these things looks like it's designed to be as annoying as possible

I'm torn between ordering The Fish Mother and the Pure speculation Meat.

from https://www.boredpanda.com/badly-translated-signs/

I wish ratings of medical visits could go both ways.

“Patient started screaming at me about not prescribing amoxicillin for her after explaining ad nauseam that antibiotics don’t work for influenza. 2/5.”

“Upon being told he would not be receiving a narcotic prescription for his chronic toe pain (he got a prescription for 30 Percocet just 3 days ago as well) patient proceeded to smear feces on the wall before storming out and screaming ‘fuck this place and fuck y’all.’ 1/5, hopefully he doesn’t return.”

“Brought entire up to date list of medications with her to the emergency department. Very pleasant. Knowledgeable about own health and eager in understanding her conditions. 5/5.”

“Everybody watches porn” stfu literally

mark can’t handle all that 😮‍💨

Shocking how many people don’t know that hens lay non-fertilized eggs and think the yolk they’re eating is a baby chicken

you don’t gotta tell me to boycott the Nintendo prices by not buying bc i don’t have the money to get them anyways