Why Does Finding A Roomate Feel Like Entering The Talking Stage

self improvement---------------------------me------------------------------------------------self destruction

im somewhere in between

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you cant tell me that belle and Rapunzel weren't writing the dirtiest freak nasty fan fiction ever

and merida would have loved hozier

real

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i used to like wilbur soot but holy shit this is wild

this and the fact that he slept in a serious dangerous condition IN THE DEAD OF WINTER than ask for help.

tired of richard did cocaine in a parking lot this richard did cocaine in a burger king that. this was NOT richard's peak character moment. his peak moment was sleeping with some girl at some party then getting knocked out by her boyfriend the next day, waking up face down in the snow, limping back to his dorm, and then waking up late for class thinking 'why didn't my friends come get me?'. BECAUSE THEY'RE FAKE AS FUCK BOJO. this all happened within like one paragraph btw.

My problem is that i think im the coolest mf alive but also the stupidest loser alive

I think i like the catcher in the rye a little too much

okay here me out but no sane person would search "catcher in the rye merch" up for their Christmas list....

I dont want to be a dramoine girly but the DEMONS THE DEMONS want me to be a dramonie girly

at this point i need fic recs

evaluate the extent to which i give a fuck