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All the recent cowboy!remus fanart and I just have to say:

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WHOOOP WHOOOP COWBOY REMUS ALERT

visiting

pairing: cowboy! remus lupin x reader

summary: you visit remus and his family’s ranch.

warnings: talks about food/ eating, fem! reader, reader is described shorter than remus. they’re definitely awkward (that could just be my opinion idk) i think that’s all, please let me know if i missed any.

authors note: this kinda sucks tbh and i don’t really like this but i wanted to post something for cowboy! remus.

you’ve been finding many excuses to visit remus lately; like going over to his family’s ranch to help out, going over to barrow something from his mother, even going over there to only visit the horses. all lame excuses just to see remus and yet again you jumped at the chance to go over for another visit to see the lupins when your mom asked you to drop over some freshly baked cookies that you and her made for the family. you’ve been wanting to see remus for awhile but just couldn’t find a good excuse until now.

driving up to the ranch house, you park and stop your truck pulling out the keys, you step out of the car and grab the container holding the cookies, you don’t see their truck in the driveway but you still hope someone is home. you walk up to their front porch, and open the screen door and start knocking on the wooden door; there was no answer, you try once again, but no answer. you sigh in disappointment on hoping to see remus. as you walk off their porch and make your way to your truck when you hear his voice.

“hi dove!” you turn to remus, who was on his favorite horse daisy. you could instantly tell that he was working on the ranch. though his dark brown cowboy hat was blocking most of his face from the hot sun and a little bit from you, you could instantly tell he was sweating from his dark hair being a little soaked, and from his skin and clothes being more damp than usual, and the slight new tan he’s been gaining from the hard work out in the sun.

“hi rem!” he tilts his hat up so he could clearly see you more and gives you a bright smile.

“what’ are you doing here?”

“dropping off cookies.”

“for me?” he questions with a wide smile.

“for your family, idiot.”

“that hurts dove.” remus puts his hand over his heart, and pouts his lips in mock offense. you shrug smiling sheepishly up at remus.

“come’er,” he waves you over to him. you walk over to where remus and his horse were by the old wooden fence.

“let me have one?” you open the container for remus and raise it up to him. he takes one and instantly takes a bite into it.

“these are heavenly, you made these?”

“yes”

“who knew my girl could bake?” you flush at remus compliments.

“they’re not that good remus,” you insist quickly putting the lid back onto the container.

“oh shush, they’re amazing dove, i could probably eat them in one go.”

“if you say so,” you smile.

“i do!”

you shake your head knowing he probably could. remus has always had a sweet tooth.

he smiles and finishes his cookie, then jumps down from his horse and leans closer to you.

“walk with me?” he asks with a smile.

“alright.”

remus grabs your hand as you climb over the small fence, once you land onto your feet, you and remus walk over to his horse daisy. remus grips the rope attached to the horse. “work all done?” you question, trying to find something to talk about. “yeah just need to put daisy back in her stall.” you shake your head knowingly. you and remus walk into the stable and past by a few of remus’ other horses until you get to daisy’s stall, remus settles daisy and makes sure she comfortable before pulling out a sugar cube and offering it to daisy you gladly eats the cube.

“good girl daisy,” remus softly murmur’s to the horse petting her long mane, while she eats. pulling back from daisy remus looks at all the horses stalls making sure everything is in oder before nodding and turning to you.

“we can head back to my house,” you nod in agreement with remus. you both turn and start your walk with remus. he moves in closer towards you and reaches for your hand. you slip your fingers into his with a soft smile on your face. the walk was short and quiet, which you didn’t mind. as you reach the back porch of the lupin ranch house you notice remus’ dog named buddy laying on the porch. you let go of remus hand to bend down to pet the dog. remus walks past you and buddy to his back door.

“come in? i’m sure mom would love to see you.”

“sure! i’d love to see her too.”

“just her?” he ask’s you softly, with a small smile tugging at his lips.

“no, not just her”

he gives you a bright smile, opening the door for you “ladies first”

“oh what a gentleman” you tease remus, as you walk past him to enter the house with buddy following you. as you walk in your met with the small kitchen, you set the cookies down on a kitchen counter closest to you and make your way to the small wooden kitchen table, taking a seat. remus takes another cookie from the container and joins you at the table. and it’s silent for a moment until remus clears his throat.

“i want to say thank you for stopping by lately and for helping me and my family.”

“it’s really no problem remus, i like spending time with you.” you give him a sweet smile.

“i like spending time with you too dove.”

he smiles and goes silent for moment thinking until he looks back up to you with determination in his eyes. remus gets up from his chair, and moves over to you and crouches down to your level, grabbing your hands.

“also i’ve been meaning to ask you something.”

“what?”

“will you let me take you out?”

“what?”

“let me take you out on a date? it’s just that i’ve liked you for awhile now.”

you stay silent, shocked that remus has asked you on a date.

“and.. well i like when you visit my family and i, i like that you talk to me and i love talking with you. i want to know more about you.” remus explains.

“we could go to that old dinner in town

or the drive in?”

“remus?”

“or not if you don’t want to i understand.”

remus is nervous. you know he is. remus rarely rambles, he always likes to get to the poi of things, but he’s rambling on now, and you want to reassure him. you take your hands out of his and you place them on his face to catch his attention. he stops talking as he feels your hands on his face.

“ remus, i’d love to go out with you.”

“yeah?”

“yes, i’d love it.” he smiles crookedly at you.

“can i kiss you?” he asks softly, waiting for answer.

“yes” and remus places his hand on your jaw as he leans in, remus soft lips are met with yours, your eyes close for a bit, and remus moves in a bit closer as the kiss deepens a bit. you’ve been waiting for this moment. you’ve had a crush on remus ever since you met him. and your finally kissing him. you open your eyes as you both pull away for air. as you both pull away you look over to the clock and see that it’s time for you to head home.

“i should..head home now it’s late”

“yeah you should… i’ll walk you out dove” remus laughs, you both stand and walk through the house, remus opens both doors for you.

“it’s sad you can’t stay longer.. mom’s been missing you.”

“well i’ll be over more.” you and remus both share a content smile with one another. you both walk over to your truck, remus moves in front of you opening your trucks door. you hop into the truck. and remus shuts the door for you.

“i’ll call you later tonight.”

“okay, i’ll talk to you later!

you lean out the car window and kiss remus on his cheek.

“bye sweetheart.” remus smiles, face red.

“bye remus, also save some cookies for your parents!”

“no promises!” you both laugh as you you start your truck and pull out of the lupins drive way, you look out your window and now see remus standing on his porch waving goodbye. you drive away with a bright smile on your face.

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