I Want To Be Proposed With A Beautiful Knife Now

i love my cats we have so much in common. like both my male cat and i love sleeping and eating chicken. and with my female cat we both have at least one cyst that might be cancer but neither of us know for sure

wait guys. back to the topic of me dying and becoming evil. would i evil like pain in the ass evil or hot evil? i want to know

the urge to make "Student's Coffee" but instead of water i use Red Bull

dealing with the worst case scenario

your condom breaks

you feel a lump on your breast

your friends are ignoring you

you’re stranded on an island 

you got rejected by a crush

you get into a car accident

you got stung by a bee/wasp

you got fired from your job

you’re in an earthquake

your tattoo gets infected

your house is on fire

you’re lost in the woods

you get arrested abroad

you get robbed

your partner cheated on you

you’re on a ship that’s sinking

you fall into ice

you’re stuck in an elevator

you hit a deer with your car

you have food poisoning

your pet passed away

you fall off of a horse

you or your friend has alcohol poisoning

you have toxic shock syndrome

your house has a gas leak

drew this lil doodle too

*seductively* would you.. be interested in doing a unfunny bit with me sometime.. just the two of us..

hey um. did you know you're cute and smart and pretty. and you're kind. and you're good

to all my friends who have to deal with my "i don't remember" or "did i?" or "no clue" i apologise

when the roleplay roleplays so hard it's no longer roleplay

aroace doodlez for fun :3