Latest Posts by springloadedcoffin - Page 5
*points my laser beam at you*
omg im so sorry
*turns on my laser beam*
aaa oh dear I'm really sorry
*laser beam malfunctions, doesn't turn on*
aaaah oh geez hold on
*starts repairing laser beam*
please don't leave
I don't trust anyone who hasn't acknowledged their capacity for evil.
bro we're so fucked they just integrated a ticking clock into the background music
i can't do this anymore! i mean i can, and i will, obviously. but i can't fucking do this anymore!
"lol tiktok users would rather learn mandarin than come to tumblr" yeah man that's crazy. who would have thought that people from the video-based dopamine-machine app wouldn't decide to join the text- and image- based no-algorithm website?
How is bnha anime of the decade...... they aren’t even anime of the hour of the minute of the second
Free pattern announcement!!
I’ve been working together with clockwork_faerie to bring you a pattern from an extant 1890s corset in my collection. (Waist 33”, bust 40.5”, hips 44”). It’s available for download on my blog here 🧁
The original has loads of cording and very few bones; for ease of mocking up I just made this with bones in the seams. Since it’s paneled and not gusseted, it was a super fast make - this whole thing took three hours. I made no alterations to the pattern for this mock-up. FYI, it is too small for my bust as is, and most people like to have an even 2-4" gap at the back.
This would probably best fit measurements between 38-46” bust, 33-38” waist, and 44-48” hips, but it’s also easy to modify since it’s paneled.
I wanted to make this available for free to promote access, but if you have the money and want to support more projects like this, there is a donation button on the blog (or you can use ko-fi here).
The full size range is now up on Michelle‘s Etsy – link HERE! Go buy <3 <3
Definitely tag us if you make it, I’d love to see!
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Updated 9th September 2024 More writing tips, review tips & writing description notes
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Thoughts/Thinking/Focusing/Distracted
Silence
Memories
Happy/Content/Comforted
Love/Romance
Sadness/Crying/Hurt
Confidence/Determination/Hopeful
Surprised/Shocked
Guilt/Regret
Disgusted/Jealous
Uncertain/Doubtful/Worried
Anger/Rage
Laughter
Confused
Speechless/Tongue Tied
Fear/Terrified
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Drinking
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a list of 100+ buildings to put in your fantasy town
academy
adventurer's guild
alchemist
apiary
apothecary
aquarium
armory
art gallery
bakery
bank
barber
barracks
bathhouse
blacksmith
boathouse
book store
bookbinder
botanical garden
brothel
butcher
carpenter
cartographer
casino
castle
cobbler
coffee shop
council chamber
court house
crypt for the noble family
dentist
distillery
docks
dovecot
dyer
embassy
farmer's market
fighting pit
fishmonger
fortune teller
gallows
gatehouse
general store
graveyard
greenhouses
guard post
guildhall
gymnasium
haberdashery
haunted house
hedge maze
herbalist
hospice
hospital
house for sale
inn
jail
jeweller
kindergarten
leatherworker
library
locksmith
mail courier
manor house
market
mayor's house
monastery
morgue
museum
music shop
observatory
orchard
orphanage
outhouse
paper maker
pawnshop
pet shop
potion shop
potter
printmaker
quest board
residence
restricted zone
sawmill
school
scribe
sewer entrance
sheriff's office
shrine
silversmith
spa
speakeasy
spice merchant
sports stadium
stables
street market
tailor
tannery
tavern
tax collector
tea house
temple
textile shop
theatre
thieves guild
thrift store
tinker's workshop
town crier post
town square
townhall
toy store
trinket shop
warehouse
watchtower
water mill
weaver
well
windmill
wishing well
wizard tower
now that trump has tiktok, twitter, facebook and insta in his pocket, get ready for a massive wave of internet censorship. one of trump's greatest weapons has always been misinformation; it's going to become harder and harder to spread facts and criticism going forward. posts that aren't made invisible will be magically ignored by the algorithm. dissidents will have their accounts deleted and voices erased.
this is a suppression tactic. this is another stage of fascism.
Clarion-Ledger, Jackson, Mississippi, January 18, 1939
do we think chocolate guy is gay?
Seriously though were people in the past just constantly giggling at the word “suck” being written with a long s like was that a thing do you think
Tshirt idea I had
Reminder for when he “saves” it. He was the one who wanted this, and now he gets to be the hero and win favour with young constituents. Don’t give him the credit for fixing his own problem.
We’ll never die
Drowning.
i hate that "that that" is grammatically correct. why is english the joke language
yeah i'm wlw (wench loving wench)
I think the truth every KF fan needs to accept is that Forrest could rizz every single goddamn adult in that town and it wouldnt even be hard.
He is THE fandom bicycle solely because he has too much rizz
Forrest x Sandra? Practically canon.
Forrest x Ponty? Easy.
Forrest x Peggy? Straightforward.
Forrest x Teddy? Toxic old man yaoi, love it.
Forrest x Ricky? Go for it.
Forrest x Virginia? Fantastic.
Forrest x Marie? Spicy.
Forrest x Murphy? Stepdad 4 life.
You could ship this mf with ANYONE and it would work. He is straight. He is gay. He is queer. He has no concept of the spectrum of sexuality. He is all sexualities at once. He is infinite. Forrest is that bitch and will always BE that bitch.
hi guys i could not stop thinking about this image so i made it
Jonathan Sims vs Cecil Palmer vs Forrest Nash
fist fight.
manipulating him monday torturing him tuesday psychologically abusing him wednesday feeding into his addictions thursday killing him friday
The older generation's fixation on forcing you to have kids is something they absolutely refuse to unlearn. You can give the calmest and most reasonable explanation for not having kids and the only thing they can think to say is, "But what of the heir to the lands?" "Who will inherit the throne?" "Please sire upon your barren death there will be a parochial schism that will soak our soils with brother-blood." They literally hate to see you happy with just a cat.
It’s practically 2014 and you guys still don’t know how to google if an article is real or not before giving it 100,000 notes
the curse is lifted! you are no a beast no more! congratulations! but you'll never forget the way they looked at you, will you.
"kill them with kindness" WRONG. chair attack 🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑