(source: The Pittsburgh Press, December 10, 1898.)

my dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called “laudanum-dosed wine at the villa diodati on lake geneva in 1816” 😳 you’ll be zonked out of your gourd 💯

me: yeah whatever i don’t feel shit

5 minutes later: dude i swear i just saw mary shelley and claire clairmont talking about reanimation and vampires with lord byron

my buddy percy pacing: dr. john polidori is plotting against us and my wifes nipples have been replaced by eyeballs

it’s 2028. trump is dead. elon is dead. zuckerberg is dead bezos is dead they’re all dead

do we think chocolate guy is gay?

Realized after posting this one that I haven’t seen any Heart Locket gifs yet either smh what is this fandom even DOING

I wanna make one for Sofia too but haven’t had much luck finding good quality screencaps of her so if you’ve got any please feel free to share them!

ah yes, the shelleys, those people famously known for not loving lord byron and wanting to be near him

I want everyone to know that there are queers in the hollers of Appalachia, in the bayous and marshland of the Deep South, in Southwestern deserts, through the Ozark mountains and up to the Rockies. There are queers in the Great Plains, there are queers in rural America, in trailer parks of the Osage foothills. In the places you least expect us to live, we are here, carving out community and fighting for liberation with pride despite it all. Stop forgetting about us. Stop overlooking our experiences and our impact just because we don’t live in a Big Gay City. And for the love of God, stop looking at us with pity.

It’s their greatest invention as of yet

NVM IG. PEOPLE LIVE

Apparently people have messaged me and I never noticed. Real people. Not bots. I feel so bad the messages are like a year old. So I can't reply now

bro we're so fucked they just integrated a ticking clock into the background music

"kill them with kindness" WRONG. chair attack 🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑