All right, kiddos, gather ‘round for a little tutorial on the wonders of Markdown, you can access the whole documentation here, if you’re interested, this is only a small introduction on how to use it in the Tumblr App.
What’s Markdown?
Markdown is a language that makes it super easy to turn normal human-readable syntax into HTML. You know, HTML, the things websites are made of? Yeah. Cool as all hell, I know.
How can I use it in tumblr?
You can use Markdown whilst making a tumblr post by simply clicking on the litte settings wheel, and changing your text editor from Rich Text to Markdown, and just get writing! If you click Preview, you can see how what you’re writing will look on everyone’s dashes!
What about on mobile?
If you’ve ever used the Tumblr App to make a post, you’ll know formatting is nigh impossible, literally impossible if you use the default Rich Text editor. So if you want to do some formatting (and I’m talking almost everything tumblr allows you to put into a post) you’re gonna want to use our friend Markdown.
Just click on the settings wheel on the bottom-right corner of your screen to change the settings of your post (the same way you’d change a post to be Drafted, or Queued) and scroll until you find the option EDITOR, and just change that bad boy to Markdown. Click the back arrow, and just start writing! Once you’re done, just click post, and your Post will be fully formatted!
So how can I do cool stuff on Markdown for my dank ass posts?
All right, let’s go through the basics:
One important thing about Markdown that might be hard to get used to, is that you need to press Enter twice for a newline to actually appear. If you only press it once, the text will show up on the same line!
To make your text bold, put it between two asterisks, like this: **text**.
To make your text italic, put it between underscores like this: _text_
To turn your text into a bigger text (the H option), put a hash and a space in front of it, like this: # text. The space between hash and text is important!
Maybe the most annoying part of tumblr’s formatting ways, this is ridiculously easy in Markdown, if a bit hard to remember. The link’s syntax is this: [text](the_actual_link).
An example of this would be [this is a link to a cool blog](http://holomoriarty.tumblr.com/) which will show up like this: this is a link to a cool blog
Sadly Markdown’s syntax doesn’t support strikethrough! This is a real bummer, but you can always use the traditional HTML tag strike, like this: < strike > text <\ strike >. Just without the spaces in between the angles and the word!
List syntax is super organic in Markdown. In a new line, use - a space, and your text. To create another element in the list, just press enter, and repeat the process! You can think of the dashes as the bullets in your list, as with the hash, the space between the symbol and the text is important!
Same as the latter, but instead of using a dash you need to use a number, and a period, like so 1. again, don’t forget the space!
To put your text in a blockquote (or indentation) just put one > in front of the line you want in the blockquote! The blockquote will extend until you press Enter twice (meaning it’ll put the whole line in blockquote).
Yes, you can insert images on your posts with Markdown, if you have a link to them. Just use this syntax (it’s pretty similar to the link one!) .
An example of this would be  Which would show up like this:
This recently introduced feature of tumblr.com will put a divider between two lines of text, and in Markdown it’s as simple as using 3 or more dashes in a line like this - - -.
So Markdown DOES support Read Mores, which I didn’t knew when I first posted this, excuse me lol. Just put a [[ MORE ]] WITHOUT THE SPACES BETWEEN THE WORD AND THE [ SYMBOL on the new line where you want the Read More to go.
Not implemented! A real shame, but there are some things you might just need the full Tumblr PC experience for!
So where do we go from here?
Now that you know how to write Tumblr Posts on Markdown, USE IT EVERYWHERE. Markdown is something I use literally every day of my life. To work with it you might need to download a special editor (Atom is SO recommended, it’s ridiculous) but usually these are also a hundred times better than writing on Microsoft Word. Markdown’s your friend, use it!
Coriolanus after only helping his girlfriend because it meant he could get money: Oh my god I'm such a good person!
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I wish Maysilee Donner would've met President Snow. He wouldve said some corny shit like "Snow lands on top" and she would've eaten the words and chewed them right back up so nasty that he would've been so ashamed to say them ever again.
* body language masterlist
* a translator that doesn’t eat ass like google translate does
* a reverse dictionary for when ur brain freezes
* 550 words to say instead of fuckin said
* 638 character traits for when ur brain freezes again
* some more body language help
(hope this helps some ppl)
i need more people to talk about them bc they lived together, solved crimes together, beat up men together…. i’m getting the vibes that historians would call them “ best friends”
mwahah i tweaked their dresses and outfits (obviously) for this. My thought process behind this? picture it: instead of going with that murderer piece of shit to the party, they go together. they kiss n then kill him. the end 💓
(also they are literally 💖 and 🖤 girlfriends PLEASE )
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Mr. Spock’s Mood
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Kirk: hello Mr. Spock<3!
Spock: captain
*Kirk experiences anguish*
Kirk: are you in a bad mood Mr. Spock<3?
Spock: I am not in a bad mood captain
Kirk what happened?
Spock: what? I’m not in a bad mood
Kirk: Bones! Watch out Spock<3 is in a bad mood! 
Bones: oh
Spock: I assure you I am not
Bunze: Spock that green blood sugar of yours is probably low. A snack will probably improve your mood
Kirk: yeah! How about a snack!
Spock: my mood is fine
Sulu: when I am in a bad mood a short nap usually does the trick
Chekov: or a litol valk around the ship!
Uhura: what’s going on is somebody upset? Is it Spock?
Bones: let me check your vitals
Kirk: Mr. Spock</3
*spock sighs*
Kirk: it’s okay Mr. Spock<3 everybody has bad mood sometimes
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Shout out to Rachy (ckc), anonymous, and Bloopotronic for putting some more sand in my collectible ko-fi hourglass! I’m going to use the funds to steal birds from trees!
If anybody else likes my work, and wants to help me do more crimes, my ko-fi link is in my bio!
“I could fix him” yeah well I could slit his throat in the church
Female inmates of San Quentin State Prison and their very fine hats. 1/?.
Can't be sincerely dark without being called edgy, can't be sincerely emotional without being called melodramatic, can't be sincerely silly without being called stupid. They're gonna hate every emotion you put in your art no matter what so make it anyway and be as sincere as you can be
(source: The Dustin (OK) News, December 24, 1920.)