Fucking Loser Male Protags When Being Seduced By A Sexy Lady: I Shouldn't, It'd Ruin My Marriage~ Well,

Fucking loser male protags when being seduced by a sexy lady: I shouldn't, it'd ruin my marriage~ Well, I suppose if she'll never find out...

Johnathan Harker, absolute Chad, himbo supreme, when being seduced by three sexy vampires: AAAAAA Noooo!! I do NOT want to betray my wonderful soon to be wife Mina Murray like this!!! Do not want DO NOT WANT!!!

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3 months ago
BOOST AGAIN

BOOST AGAIN

5 months ago
The North Carolina Prohibitionist, Archdale, North Carolina, December 2, 1887

The North Carolina Prohibitionist, Archdale, North Carolina, December 2, 1887

3 months ago
This Will Never Make It In Front Of Right-wing Eyes. The Government Is A Mystery Of Spending That Can

This will never make it in front of right-wing eyes. The government is a mystery of spending that can not be understood!

And it’s all because of trans people!

Or immigrants!

Whatever the enemy of the week is… enemy of the weak? 🤔

4 months ago
Trump administration purges websites across federal health agencies
NPR
Research and basic information on subjects ranging from tuberculosis surveillance to adolescent health disappeared from federal health agenc

Great.

3 years ago

Polonius: Tell Ophelia about the birds and the bees.

Laertes: They're disappearing at an alarming rate.

5 months ago

Yes we founded this hobby in late victorian europe where we divide animals of the same species from around the globe into races and measure them with calipers and put extreme emphasis on blood purity and conformity but WE SWEAR this has zero links to the eugenics movement that was coincidentally happening at the exact same time and place

3 years ago

Jonathan Harker: Why are you putting garlic in your pants?

Quincey Morris: So Dracula won't try to eat my a**.

Jonathan Harker: Why would he try to eat your a**?

Quincey Morris: He won't. The garlic--are you even listening?

2 months ago

So I’m reading The Making of Frankenstein by Daisy Hay (cause I’m a hoe for absolutely anything concerning my Geneva squad babies) and she’s talking about the manuscripts of Frankenstein allowing us to see how the book progressed as Mary wrote and Percy edited. AND THERE’S PICTURES. There’s one part where Percy added comments in pencil and Mary went over them in pen to make sure she’d remember to add them in and another part where she scribbled out his suggestions altogether. One part shows that Percy must have slammed the book shut because the ink from his pen left corresponding splashes and splotches on the opposite page and you can see where Mary switched from chunky pens to thin-nibbed ones. Percy used black ink and Mary used brown ink. I felt like I’d been transported to a candlelit room with Mary sitting at her desk hurriedly writing away as Percy looked on and honestly BOOKS ARE MAGIC!❤️❤️

2 months ago

Most insane pipeline known to man:

Help your younger sister pass her university assignment -> Accidently end up as a part of the rebellion to overthrow the tyrannical president

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