Thinking About This Dynamic

it’s 2028. trump is dead. elon is dead. zuckerberg is dead bezos is dead they’re all dead

Dracula Daily sketch(es) for October 5th.

In which Mina grows worse, the Count makes a daring fashion choice as he flees, and Jonathan makes a promise.

what if you were POOR and then you got a GIRLFRIEND who was always SINGING and then she DUMPED YOU and then you got elected PRESIDENT and then some district 12 rando ALSO HAD A GIRLFRIEND THAT SINGS and then he tries to BLOW UP YOUR CHILD DEATH ARENA and then ANOTHER district 12 rando can SING AND BLOWS UP YOUR CHILD DEATH ARENA and then she doesn’t SHOOT YOU but you still DIED

NVM IG. PEOPLE LIVE

Apparently people have messaged me and I never noticed. Real people. Not bots. I feel so bad the messages are like a year old. So I can't reply now

Markus: Girls are so complicated arnt they Simon...

Simon: That's why I stick to guys- *starts choking* I MEAN FRIES

Markus: Yeah, I like fries to

Evangelicals don't have a problem with Elon's serial abortions.

Your reflection, is a promise, YOU couldn't keep

You Reposted in the Wrong Tobey McCallister

Inspired by Alexa TD on YouTube

Music: glue70-Casin