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The ideal body isn't skinny or fat or short or tall. The ideal body is a body of water.

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Hey, so, like, what if we did 8tracks again, but better?

What if you could download somebody's fan-playlist, and then just Have It in one single, crossfaded MP3? What if perusing the site was formatted like you're browsing through someone's CD collection? What if there was a specific limit for songs per playlist, so there's no 400-hour long playlists filled with songs that only kind of fit the subject if you squint? What if you could team up with other people to do it? And what if you could do it with stuff you found on YouTube, and you could comment on each individual track choice?

Doesn't that sound awesome??

Okay, cool! Then go upload your playlists to Mixtape Garden!! There's only a few active users right now and it's a goddamn tragedy. Fuck Spotify

as soon as the internet decided depression and anxiety were the everyman mental illnesses and therefore not to be taken seriously we were all fucked tbh bc the fact that i have to feel embarrassed to admit i have debilitating anxiety because people will think im just an uwu dont call me out coward is ridiculous. its insane that i have to clarify that my depressive episodes are like life threatening and not whatever dipshit dumbed down idea of depression people seem to have like oh yeah i just wanna watch netflix and eat ice cream and not text people back. like bro i think im the devil

Today's Seal Is: Baikal Bubbles

served my duty as an autistic artist and made a bunch of autism creature reaction images

A begrudging Happy Valentine's to you all! Stay safe out there, my fellow aromantics ...

Frozen beach with glowing coconuts. Yum! ⸜(｡˃ ᵕ ˂ )⸝🌴❄️

He can't help it! He loves being the joke. Besides, it means mandatory clean-up by their favorite person.

Much love,

Nexi

P.S. Never playing Lazer tag ever again *sob*