i just had the weirdest moment, i was feeling my front teeth with my tongue because they’re the tiniest bit crooked, and then i had the thought “i’ll check if they’re also crooked in my other mouth” and then i realized to my shock and confusion that i have only one mouth, leading me to believe that in a past life i was a terrible monster with two mouths
Concept: cowboy Cthulhu cultists who pronounce “iä“ as “yee-haw”.
i cant wait to have my own home, bake some bread, look out of the window, water the plants… i’ll get there
im in love with the concept of Las Vegas like i know in reality theres a lot of things shitty and bad about it but im in love with the idea of a capital of debauchery existing in a blisteringly hot desert 2 hours away from a nuclear weapon test site. it’s so bizarre and horrific and tacky i can’t help but loving the idea of it
imagine owning an independent bookstore with a cafe and bakery with a cat that sleeps on the windowsills and people like to pet her while they browse the shelves
i mean yeah but does anyone wanna go on graveyard picnics at six in the morning and eat pomegranates and talk about feminism because i sure do
you will never be too much for someone who can’t get enough of you
spooky scary devil worshiper bluh bluh bluh forensics, anthropology, archeology!
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