Latest Posts by spookyforestcryptid - Page 8

I hate it when that happens! You just want to eat some fresh organs and it turns out they're individually wrapped candies! /j (If it wasn't clear, I have never done this. )

Nothing to explain.

Octonauts telling 2 sentence horror stories:

Barnacles:

Kwazii:



Peso:

Shellington:

Dashi:

Tweak:

Professor Inkling:

everyone loves going to the beach in the summertime

little do they know so does the evil giant man eating monster ghost crab

What’s it like being short

*Reports you to tumblr for harassment* /j

Readers, it should be noted that I am taller than the user in question

oh my god this image kills me

reblogging this because I can

Dont fucking tempt me, I will steal his look

These are so fun to make

R E B L O G

Reblog if you're LGBT and are against MAPS/Child Groomers

i got a mcfuckin' plague doctor flag for christmas that says "by all means necessary, the weak shall burn"

i've been going around to my other bi friends like "hey guys, like my new pride flag?"

The gays. I am eating all of your art.

i have an ear infection for some fucking reason and i was in a doctors office for FOUR HOURS

Art is tasty. Beautiful silly scav.

это выглядит… хм… не очень хорошо. вообще не очень хорошо

I cant believe you added gay people to shadows of darkness smh

Ikr, so disappointing /j

Some unofficial (Official but doesn't fit my shitpost comic style) Swanpaw lore! She feels lesser and unimportant next to the MC ( Don't like typing her name, its too long, but I guess its shorter than this explanation, oh well. ) The MC constantly abandons her, so one day she leaves the clan and dates a rouge named Saffron. They are very gay together. Oh also, she has legs because she's the only sane cat in the clan.

The Shadows of Darkness sequel literally nobody asked for

school is it was epic.

Welcome to my new comic series, Shadows of Darkness! its a beautiful comic. 10 likes for part two?!?!?!?

(PLEASE don't take this seriously )

I saw this and it made me laugh so hard lmao. Anyways I'm strangely obsessed with The Good Place rn, so uhhhh

Preacher: Satan will try anything to tempt you! He'll give you relationships, jewelery, gay feelings, your favorite food...

Eleanor: Thanks, Satan.

Michael, sipping antimatter: Don't mention it.

I leashed up my god, don't worry

heheh >:)

it hurts the lord when you listen to lustful, violent music. so crank that shit UP

I'm not going to specify which

this came to me in a dream etc

true. Stop building them!

this post has been sponsored by Real Ancient Patriots

I'm writing a fic on AO3

Shameless self promotion for a fic that isn't even good, but here we go:

I'm writing a roadrage / rw triple divorce fic (whatever you call sunsxpebblesxnsh). It updates everyday with very ridiculously short chapters filled with gay robots :). It would be cool if you guys could check it out? maybe? idek

" God help me " - Friend " God is dead " - me " Bitch, I am god " - same friend

Reblog so we can save lives

I’ve seen a lot of posts on my dash tonight about users who are threatening suicide, with other Tumblr members posting in effort to try to get ahold of them. I think you all should see this:

IF THERE IS EVER A TUMBLR USER WHO HAS POSTED A GOOD-BYE MESSAGE, SUICIDE NOTE, VIDEO, OR ANYTHING OF THE SORT, PLEASE FOLLOW THIS POST.

1. Scroll to the top of your dashboard.

2. See the circular question mark icon at the top? It’s the third one over from your home symbol. Click on that, and a screen similar to the one in the picture will come up.

3. Where you can type in questions, the box with the magnifying glass at the top, type in the word “suicide.”

4. Click on the first link that shows up. It should say, “Pass the URL of the blog on to us.”

5. Type in the user’s URL and tell Tumblr admin that the user is contemplating suicide and has posted a message indicating that they are going through with it or will be attempting. Hit send! Tumblr administration will perform a number of actions to contact the user and take the necessary steps to prevent the suicide.

TUMBLR: THIS COULD SAVE A USER’S LIFE. PLEASE DO NOT IGNORE SUICIDE THREATS.

Reblog this to keep other users aware. Suicide isn’t a joke, and neither is someone’s life. If you didn’t know this, someone else may not, either. Pass it on.

Lmao yes. This is why I ship ragequit

funny twitter trend (og by t3mzy on twitter)

k bye

AU info dump guys! Its called 'robot roommates' and its just entirely artihunter and roadrage (My ship name for pebblesxsunsxnsh ) shipping fuel. Might be a comic someday?

Pebbles collapses, so he goes over to sun's place (because he just absolutely hates NSH, and he aint gonna talk to moon), but suns also collapses, so they have to go live with NSH. Thus, the roommate part. Wacky gay crap ensues.

Suns and pebbles where not on speaking terms for awhile, but they haven't talked in forever so suns is more surprised than mad when pebbles shows up. Aside from that, suns has bee inspiration because I said so.

NSH bullies pebs. He's funny and silly and also a gamer. The scarf does not adhere to the laws of physics. When pebs and suns arrive, he welcomes them with a "Whats up, bitches?" and then suns chuckles and blushes a little, and then pebsi gets angry at NSH.

Hunter got his cancer cured! He and artificer are dating, and they live with NSH. Hunter is a chill little silly. I love. Scars are from various missions he's been on

Arti now lives with hunter and NSH. She's wearing a karma flower that hunter gave her on their first date. Its the thought that counts. She's still a bit aggressive, and she's a rather effective guard dog. Or Guard cat? Guard scug?

Bingy is a slugpup modified by NSH to be able to survey what's going on outside without getting hurt. Bingy has a prehensile tail and can jump really high. Fae are the adopted child of Artificer and hunter.

Spearmaster is here too. Their a silly little SCP looking bean, who came with suns and now just kind of chills. Pastelmaster is a vibe, truly. :)

omg the enbie

*nons your binaries*

Remember pleading intellect? Don't lie to me, you don't. He says like 1 word. anyway here's my design for him! Me and my friend like him because he has a dumb name, so yeah. Also he was the one that gave the ancients wormgrass hair. #realnofake

WAIT I MISSPELLED SWEAR OMG THIS WILL HAUNT ME FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE

Fish stick.

Also the art is kinda old but just don't question it